6 Works by stormscrait
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your face cradled by hands that kill by stormscrait
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
23 Apr 2026
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On a trip to Uberwald, Vetinari and Drumknott's coach is stopped by bandits. Vetinari... deals with the situation. Drumknott.. has feelings about this.
A quick piece about getting turned on by murder.
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“I have been poisoned, Drumknott. There is no antidote and the treatment is impractical, so I am going to die and you are going to have an awful lot to work to do with my successor, so you may as well get started.”
Vetinari is poisoned. There is only one thing that will cure him...
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In their first fortnight at the Assassins' Guild, Vetinari interrupts Downey crying. Things get a lot worse from there.
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In the aftermath of a diplomatic reception gone very wrong, Vetinari is stressed and exhausted. Vimes takes care of him.
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Drumknott’s expression changed not one whit, but nonetheless conveyed that someone was going to die for this. When he spoke, however, his voice was mild. “Of course you may enter my name, Mr Lipwig. I have no doubt your... Hidden Hogfather... will be memorable, and I wouldn’t dream of missing it.”
Moist invents the Secret Santa. It is, indeed, memorable.
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“Here’s Gaylord Fitzhubert Brightflame’s scale-crust, these are the remains of Mayvellise Mountmajor VII, here’s Havelock after he fell in the Ankh -”