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    According to the team, Andrew is currently losing a custody battle for Neil against a sport invented by the mafia.

    It’s a running joke in the locker room: Neil cares about Exy, and then, distant second, he cares about breathing. Andrew is somewhere on the list, probably below the new backliner spread Kevin found.

    Andrew doesn't bother correcting them. He knows the difference between a distraction and a destination. He knows Neil runs until his lungs burn to keep the ghosts quiet, but he also knows exactly whose bed Neil crawls into when the adrenaline fades.

    (Or: 5 times the team thought Neil loved the sport more than the goalkeeper, and one time Neil made the hierarchy terrifyingly clear.)

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Andreil gutpunch

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    Hadrian starts down a new path once back at Beauxbaton, and the beginning of his fifth year. But not everything is as peaceful as he would have hoped. As secrets are revealed, feelings come to light, and blocks are placed in the road, he must learn how to adapt.

    But what will Hadrian do... when he is no longer safe?

    This is a second edition, so read my first before this one or it won't make any sense!

    (Rewrite in Progress)

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    13 Oct 2022

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    In which the Sorting is less of a choice between Dark and Light and more of a fashion statement, Gryffindors are more than reckless, bumbling fools, and Slytherins aren't the only ones playing politics.

    Because you didn't actually believe that life is so straightforward as to be defined solely by the colour of a tie, did you? Hidden in plain sight, in the one house they least expected, Harry Potter becomes what he was always meant to be.

    Hogwarts beware, the Dark Lord's equal is rising!

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    14 May 2020

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    Harry decides he doesn't want to be manipulated from the start. What happens when he's put into Ravenclaw just for spite? Who will win the control over him? Will anyone? Or will they all be surprised by what happens? (Please be kind in your reviews. No flamming!) DARK FIC!!!! Dark Harry and friends!!!

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    14 Feb 2020

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    Harry just wants to have a quiet life and get along with everyone. He wants to be normal, and accepted. Being “normal” for the Dursleys yielded great results in improving his standard of living, and as he heads off to Hogwarts he still retains that impulse to keep his head down and blend in. Of course, life isn’t as simple as that, and Harry is a magnet for trouble. And what does "normal" really mean, anyway? The pure-bloods in his group of friends think he should learn more about their culture and religion if he wants to fit in.

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    19 Jan 2020