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This is a serious crackfic inspired by Julia’s red phone on her desk (see picture). Charlene, being Charlene, can’t resist teasing her by calling her “Madam President” from time to time.
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What if Dixie sent signs from Heaven so that Jean would choose Hannah for Ava's role? This is a prayer… a poetic tribute to those in this story who walk (or have walked) this Earth, carrying the wish to make us dream. Nothing here is real. It is inspired by what these individuals have publicly chosen to share: Dixie & Hal's unconditional love, Jean & Dixie's friendship in Designing Women promo content and Jean & Hannah's friendship in Hacks promo content. Nothing more, nothing less…
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A collection of random Avorah one-shots, with varying ratings (warnings provided at the beginning of each chapter). About 90% of them are inspired by incredibly funny conversations with Caro_the_Poet... so I basically owe her everything. Thank you for bringing these little rays of sunshine into my life.
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Bless Her Heart, She’s an Escort by streepytime for Caro_the_Poet
Fandoms: Designing Women
19 Jul 2025
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When kind-hearted Charlene invites a glamorous psychic into her home for a soul-healing session, she’s hoping to find closure, insight… maybe even a message from the universe. What she doesn’t know is that Julia isn’t a psychic at all... she’s a high-end escort who thinks Charlene is a new client. As candles burn and banana bread cools, the mix-up turns into a hilarious and unexpectedly tender evening, full of crossed wires, emotional revelations, and a spark neither of them saw coming.
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The Sound You Make When You Can’t Be Quiet by streepytime for Caro_the_Poet
Fandoms: Designing Women
22 Jun 2025
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Inspired by Season 1, Episode 10 'The Slumber Party' where Julia falls asleep at the kitchen table, this story imagines what happens after the lights go out and Suzanne and Mary-Jo go upstairs. Julia’s tired, sick, and full of attitude... but Charlene is soft, persistent, and wearing this lilac silky pajamas. What begins as sleepy affection between them slowly melts into something far more intimate.
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AU where Ava and Deborah were fucking the whole time. In season 3 when they see each other in Montreal, it goes differently.
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“Say it,” Deborah said. “Say that you want me to get on my knees in this dirty bathroom in my custom Prada gown and eat your pussy.”
“I want you to get on your knees in this dirty bathroom in your custom Prada gown and eat my pussy.” Ava’s eyes were downcast. She tried to swallow back her forming tears.
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“Seven times?” Deborah drops the pillow, staring at Ava in disbelief. “Oh fuck off, Ava, even if those basketball hands were battery operated you couldn’t—”
“Okay so first of all,” Ava interrupts, raising one finger right in front of Deborah’s face, “I have a lot more tools at my disposal than my freakishly long fingers, which, by the way, no one has ever complained about.”
or, the one where Deborah is skeptical, Ava has a reputation to maintain, and things get out of hand.
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Kiki convinces Ava to take a job as a high-end escort with one very specific client in mind
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Charlene and Julia have a special relationship…
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"That’s fucking hilarious. Getting drive thru married in fucking Florida? We should totally do it. Fuck you, Vegas! We make our bad decisions in Key West, baby!”
Ava and Deborah get married on a whim while they're on the road, because a)it's the perfect joke and b) there is no line!
(They're also pretty drunk, but that's neither here nor there in the grand scheme of things)
title from leonard cohen's "anthem" because to me, everything is part of a bit