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“So, Peri, our mission is complete.”
“Since that has been the case for several hours, Iris, I imagine you mean to segue into a topic you are reluctant to bring up directly. Perhaps something you know I don’t want to discuss, for example.”
“Duh. You made friends with a rogue SecUnit and you expect me to just drop it?”
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Ed spends a good chunk of the day staring at and/or making excuses to touch his co-innkeeper’s broad manly heroic chest anyway, so when Stede bites his lip and gives him an inviting look, it’s a no-brainer to reach out and run a thumb over one of his nipples.
“You ever play with yourself like this?” Ed asks. Stede looks more confused than coy as he shakes his head, but his eyes go half-lidded as he lets himself feel Ed’s touch. It’s a little tickly, a little tingly, and then the warmth starts flaring under the pad of Ed’s thumb, spreading down into his belly and lower. Stede grabs his wrist.
“Take your robe off and keep doing that.”
Ed grins. “Yes, sir. Right away, sir.”
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Stede doesn't really know what he likes in bed (other than Edward Teach), so the innkeepers experiment. It goes extremely well. -
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As Stede pulls the dinghy up the beach toward the marooned half of his crew, dripping with seawater and the sweat of almost five whole hours of impassioned rowing, said crew immediately comes running to cluster around him. They are bursting with silly questions, like “did you bring water” and “did you bring food” and “are you a mermaid”. They completely ignore Stede’s very important questions, like “where’s Ed” and “why are you all here” and “how’s Ed doing”.
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Either a canon-compliant bridge between seasons one and two, or a prequel to my canon-divergent AU series. Please see title 😀Series
- Part 6 of A General Fanfiction of the Pyrates
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The Lunar Industries engineers really did do a sloppy job programming him, if their goal was to make an AI that was as unempathetic and amoral as the company that designed it.
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“Years ago, before I decided to build the Revenge, I thought about other methods of running away from it all. A frequent… thought… was of stowing away on a pirate ship. And sometimes I’d think about, what if the captain discovered me? What if he punished me, and made me earn my keep?”
Ed tries to pretend he’s adjusting his belt instead of touching himself through his leathers. “That’s a fuckin’ thought-and-a-half, mate. Fuckin’ fascinating A-plus thought. Real bloody interesting.”
Stede leans in close to murmur in Ed’s ear. “And then I had another thought. What if it were the other way around? What if I was the captain?”
“You are the captain,” Ed points out.
“So I am.”
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Ed coaxes a roleplay fantasy out of a flustered Stede. They both do a mediocre job of staying in character. A good time is had by all.
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Arthur, perpetual wet blanket and neurotic mess, kisses his newest best friend and partner in crime-fighting and that is definitely not supposed to happen. Oh no. Ohhhh no.
A burgling of besos, a stolen canoodle, an abrupt brush of the lips... It's a kiss and run, as Arthur flees the scene to talk over this new development with Dot.
Bookmarked by endless-reboots (sweetcl0ver)
12 Dec 2020
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The Tick and Arthur have sprinkled a little extra spice into their daily destiny-love-and-justice gumbo: kissing! This awakens a long dormant libido in Arthur that he doesn't quite know what to do about. They figure it out together.
Bookmarked by endless-reboots (sweetcl0ver)
12 Dec 2020
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Your Arms Are My Castle (Your Heart Is My Sky) by punchlad
Fandoms: The Tick (TV 2017), The Tick - All Media Types
02 Aug 2019
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They had touched before, of course. Living in close quarters with a person would be reason enough, even if the Tick wasn’t extremely physical by nature. He was well-versed in overly affectionate hugs or slaps on the back that sent the other person stumbling to the floor. The difference here is simple.
Arthur initiates it.
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- Part 1 of Choose (More) Love!
Bookmarked by endless-reboots (sweetcl0ver)
12 Dec 2020
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Untouched (And I Need You So Much) by punchlad
Fandoms: The Tick (TV 2017), The Tick - All Media Types
10 Sep 2019
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Arthur takes a step closer. “It might get weird.”
The Tick grins, antennae wiggling. “I’m weird, chum!”
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- Part 2 of Choose (More) Love!
Bookmarked by endless-reboots (sweetcl0ver)
12 Dec 2020
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“Arthur,” Dot said. “Please tell me you didn’t drag me across town in rush hour just to show me your boyfriend’s giant wang.”
Tick loses his suit. Arthur finds some pluck. Destiny has plans for them both.
Bookmarked by endless-reboots (sweetcl0ver)
26 May 2020
