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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    What’s a five-letter word for Guy who’s a little too high to manage the half-chub his best-friend-slash-roommate is giving him while he pretends to be said best-friend-slash-roommate’s pregnant patient? I-D-I-O-T!

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    04 Feb 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Helly R. finds an alternative means of escape.

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    02 Feb 2025

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    POUR MOI??????????????

  3. Public Bookmark 92

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    “Ah, Sir John.” Francis cleared his throat once the wardroom was near to empty. “May I borrow James? Regarding the Lloyd’s balance. We took readings that require further inspection. I’ll send him back in a gig—tonight if the weather holds, in the morning otherwise.”

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    08 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hehehe (devil's laugh)

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    Anyway. Richie's not planning on mentioning it again; he figures Eddie will bring it up in his own sweet time. It's not like Richie has any complaints about their sex life.

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    13 Jan 2022

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    love. yes.

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    He’s not sure what he’s more angry about, is the thing. The betrayal or the subsequent lie.

    Or—maybe that’s not quite true. He knows which one he’s more angry about, and he knows that rationally it should be the other one. But needless to say, if Kendall had told him the truth about why he did what he did, Stewy wouldn’t be heading to his place uninvited at 11PM on a Saturday night, brimming with righteous fury like the proverbial woman scorned.

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    02 Aug 2021

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