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    Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.

    Fine. Things could be better.

    But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.

    But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.

    What was Peter expecting, really?

    (Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)

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    24 May 2026

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    Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.

    Fine. Things could be better.

    But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.

    But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.

    What was Peter expecting, really?

    (Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)

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    To: Lover Boy
    [10:25 PM]
    I was thinking, I could help you with your relationship with this girl? You don’t need to tell me any personal information or anything, I could just give you advice. If you wanted it.

    From: Lover Boy
    [10:27 PM]
    your contact name has officially been changed to fairy godmother.

    (or: jake texts the wrong number by accident and amy decides to help him get together with the girl he obviously really likes)

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    18 Apr 2026

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    To: Lover Boy
    [10:25 PM]
    I was thinking, I could help you with your relationship with this girl? You don’t need to tell me any personal information or anything, I could just give you advice. If you wanted it.

    From: Lover Boy
    [10:27 PM]
    your contact name has officially been changed to fairy godmother.

    (or: jake texts the wrong number by accident and amy decides to help him get together with the girl he obviously really likes)

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    The battle is won, everyone is safe.
    The Strawhats are tired and bruised once again. They want to return to the Sunny, to heal.

    There’s a ritual to follow. Sanji gets to work.
    Unfortunately, Usopp breaks the routine with one stupid, seemingly simple question: “Hey Sanji, what’s your favourite food?”

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    04 Apr 2026

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    The battle is won, everyone is safe.
    The Strawhats are tired and bruised once again. They want to return to the Sunny, to heal.

    There’s a ritual to follow. Sanji gets to work.
    Unfortunately, Usopp breaks the routine with one stupid, seemingly simple question: “Hey Sanji, what’s your favourite food?”

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Martin bit his lip, and couldn’t hold back his smile. “I know what you mean, I do. I just don’t… This doesn’t exactly happen to me often. I don’t know the protocol.”

    “Believe it or not, Martin, there isn’t actually an SOP – updated or otherwise – for getting stuck in a foreign country due to a volcanic ash cloud, having to impersonate a married couple with your fellow pilot and then accidentally snogging them whilst watching Julie Andrews play the guitar.”

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    Colonel Roy Mustang decides that Edward Elric needs to learn how to drive.

    It goes about as well as anything with Edward Elric usually does.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Colonel Roy Mustang decides that Edward Elric needs to learn how to drive.

    It goes about as well as anything with Edward Elric usually does.