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On a beach I somehow remember by teacup_captor
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 May 2026
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The waves washed against the sand with a gentle splashing sound. A gentle gush of wind followed suit, sending shivers down my spine.
I opened my eyes. The sun was shining gently through the fog. For a moment, I didn't recognize the beach I was on.
How silly of me. Of course I recognizes this beach, I've been here so many times.
When? ...I can't remember.
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Grace finds himself on a beach yet again, talking to his future self
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Teacup is having a tough night, for no real reason. Jonny, in an attempt to be a supportive boyfriend, offers to help kill Teacup.
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We're charging headfirst to the heart of mystery by teacup_captor
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
18 Jan 2026
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(Y/N)'s life is far from perfect. They hope to someday get out from this place- but they never thought it would happen so soon.
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Jonny went too far and REALLY pissed Tim off. Tim decides the perfect comeback is to give him a spicy (literally) handjob.
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The Toy Soldier is acting odd, and Jonny soon discovers why that may be. (Romance. Romance. Romance.)
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landslide by headfirstslide
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 May 2026
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“I guess, um,” I say, licking my lips as I stall. When did my mouth get so dry? “I don’t know why, don’t ask me why, but… you’re… obviously a lot stronger than me, and I guess that… activated some part of my brain that’s… into that, I guess.” I wring my hands, fussing with the arms of my jumpsuit tied around my waist- anything to avoid looking up at Rocky. “It’s just… been a long time since I’ve, uh. Mated with anyone, on Earth, and I think I’ve just been a bit- frustrated, so my body’s just reacting to whatever it can. Don't- don’t get me wrong, I know it probably doesn’t make a lot of sense, I mean- you could literally crush me if you wanted to, but- for some reason, I… I guess it was just… exciting. To me.” I finish lamely.
Rocky stares at me, as much as a being with no eyes and 360 degrees of echolocation ability can stare. I am acutely aware that he can hear every beat of my heart, every hitched breath. He can probably sense the pinpricks of sweat that bead on my forehead. I swallow, my heart hammering in my chest at the silence.
Rocky finally tilts his carapace ever so slightly. “You are aroused by strength in mate, question?”
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Hiraeth : a homesickness for a home you cannot return to, the grief for the lost places of your past.
You’re just living your life, trying to get through College while supports your drunken dad but you find relief in music. What happens when that band comes to find you?
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17 Mar 2026
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Teacup this is why you love reader insert stories Teacup. Teacup this is why you love them
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Jonny wonders, as he climbs through the Aurora on the way to an afternoon of relaxing violence, whether Gunpowder Tim is still angry at him.
He won't have to wait long to find out.Bookmarked by teacup_captor
16 Jan 2026
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"You caused this, Teacup" and I feel like a proud parent about it. Thanks!
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Cuddles make everything better by EveryHumanBeingIsUnique for teacup_captor
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
27 Nov 2025
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Teacup is sad, Jonny finds it and they cuddle
Bookmarked by teacup_captor
27 Nov 2025
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GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY! MY FIRST RPF OF ME THAT IS PUBLISHED ONLINE AND NOT JUST SENT IN DMS! AND IT'S GAY AND WITH JONNY AND WITH JONNY D'COW!!!!!!!! JONNYCUP GAY CUDDLES!!! That's our shipname now apparently. Idk I just invented it
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Greeting the Menace (Or, Jonny Meets His Match) by DynamicThesaurus
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
17 Apr 2025
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While killing time planetside, Jonny encounters a strange beast.
When he retells this tale to the rest of the Mechanisms he'll be sure to say he won.
Tim disagrees. The Toy Soldier is just happy to be involved.Bookmarked by teacup_captor
15 Nov 2025
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"characters: #An Emu"
Has gore 😋😍 I mean. Gore. Normal reaction. Normaling rn.