technically_canned_bees
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King Arthur sets out to keep his promise to the spirit of the Druid boy by repealing his father's ban on magic. Unfortunately, this is easier said than done, for reasons including but not limited to the following:
(1) He can't change the law until he understands magic better, but no sorcerer is willing to explain magic to him until he changes the law;
(2) The sorcerers all have some strange obsession with Merlin, which is awakening all sorts of feelings in Arthur that he really doesn't fancy examining too closely;
(3) He is starting to feel like the butt of some Druid-population-wide inside joke involving the mysterious phenomenon called Emrys; and
(4) Oh yeah, Morgana is still trying to kill him.
Thus he embarks on a journey of discovery, diplomacy, accountability, and self-improvement, and maybe even falls in love along the way.
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umbrella academy one-shots where people give a damn about klaus by OverlyObsessed223
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
08 Aug 2024
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I love Klaus so much I have an ongoing series of one-shots based on him, mostly unrelated.
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“What the hell is that?” Five demands to know, pushing his upper body up and this time ignoring the screaming pain that’s coming with it. If he isn’t mistaken, he’s pretty sure the bruise is in the shape of a very big hand. He motions for Klaus to come closer, and fixes his brother a warning glare when he hesitates to do so.
“What is what?” Klaus seems genuinely confused as he complies with Five’s order and shuffles over to the side of the bed. Five reaches up and grabs Klaus’ shoulder before yanking it down so that he’s able to study Klaus’ neck better.
“The giant hand-shaped bruise on your throat, moron."
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when you need the devil by deniigiq
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Oct 2018
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Sam was pretty sure the guy on the other side of the line was having a breakdown. Wilson hung up and peeled the post-it away from its cousins. He held it out to Sam.
“You got your meeting,” he said, “But I’m giving you fair warning, he ain’t gonna be coherent. You want any use out of him, you’ll have to pin him down somewhere flat for at least an hour or two.”
A nap.
He had to make the fucking Devil of Hell’s Kitchen take a nap.(Sam Wilson needs the Devil for a mission but the Devil's nowhere to be found. Sam has to go through Wade and Peter to get ahold of him)
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- Part 20 of Dumpster Fires Verse
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counting sheep by deniigiq
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Aug 2018
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Double D snuffled into the rug and ignored the cup for a good ten seconds before the echolocation kicked in and he reached a hand out behind him to find it. Peter danced it out of his reach.
“Hey,” Miss Claire’s voice barked behind him. He froze. “What have I told you about doing that?”
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- Part 14 of Dumpster Fires Verse