adoption speedrun
i choose you pikachu except there's no pikachu and depression's gone on its coffee break
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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“Is-” Tommy begins in a whisper. “Is it- are you speaking to-to me?”
It takes a second before his little singer’s voice comes through.
“Well of course,” the little singer replies. “Who else?”
Who else?
What a question, for a voice coming out of a little radio.
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Tommy finds a radio that brings a little light to his struggling life. (Completed!)
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- Part 9 of MCYT Stories
- Part 7 of Fuck You Wilbur Soot
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Robin gets in over his head and Jason drags him out of the water. Then Robin won’t let go. Then Robin imprints.
Jason should have left him in the water.
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Following the storyline of 'Forgiveness', Mono and Six now find themselves in the modern world, where they're homeless for a while, until they're found by one Officer William Allen.
Follow the kids as they navigate this new world, try to adjust to its rules, and leave the darkness of their world behind, finding family and happiness as they go. It's never easy, but they're nothing if not determined.Series
- Part 2 of Broken Loop AU
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After Technoblade is injured during a horse riding competition and his parents are notably absent, the state gets involved for suspected neglect. Only, as far as Techno is concerned, things have never been worse. At least before he always had Carl to depend on. Now he's lost in a world of new people and rules with nothing to hold onto.
This new "family" won't change that, no matter what anyone says.
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I Heard That Clan's All Trouble by Tawabids
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
09 May 2013
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The curse of Thror took everything from Thorin; his home, his people's love, and finally his family and his sword arm. Then an old wizard in a pub brings him a key and the first good news he has heard in a long time - his nephews are alive and well in the Shire, the most unlikeliest of places.
Bilba Baggins had been quite happy living quietly on her own, but Bag End has not been quiet ever since two orphaned dwarves snuck into her life and made themselves at home. However, she will be damned if she lets a one-armed dwarf prince storm in and take them away after all these years.
She'll follow her boys to the ends of Middle Earth if she has to. And maybe, if he proves himself, she might even stand beside their king.
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Tim shrugged helplessly looking back down at the gravel and tar roof clutching his camera tightly. Catwoman’s face just melted at the sight of his shy hesitance.
“You got a name there, Kitten?”
Tim shook his head violently back and forth. There was no way that he wanted Catwoman to try and contact his parents. They would murder him for going out into Gotham in the middle of the night.
“Okay, Kitten,” Her voice got even more gentle, “You got a place to stay tonight?”
Tim should tell her yes, he absolutely should.
But.
It had been so long since someone had actually taken care of him that he must have hesitated too long.
Or how Tim accidentally got adopted by the Gotham Sirens.
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- Part 19 of 2k23 Fic-a-thon
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A group of pirates kill a merid, only to find that she was a mer-matron, and they have orphaned her young daughter. Who would they be if they did not save the child?
They wouldn't be the legends they are now, that's for sure.
Special thanks to otherwindow (tumblr), redporkpadthai (tumblr), and the corvidprompts discord server <3
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“Where did you learn to do that?” Gwaine asked, following Merlin up the bank.
“This is how normal people fish,” Merlin replied dryly. “Not trying to stab them with swords.”“This is a knife,” Gwaine retorted, sounding every bit as sulky as he felt.
“Still, you didn’t catch a fish.”
------------------------------------------------------Gwaine saves a young Merlin from a beating and ends up with a new little brother to take care of on his travels.
Or, what would Merlin be like if he had Gwaine influencing him over his formative years?
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"...what?" Arthur asked blearily as the boy set down his food. Merlin didn't even pause as he went to the dresser and tossed some more clothes out of the cabinet. "You... You have an apprentice?" He repeated and squinted. "Why?"
"Oh, you know," Merlin shrugged, tossing a tunic on the bed "In case I die or something." He said. The boy blinked before glancing over at Merlin with pursed lips.
"You're not dying, are you?" He asked and Arthur had to shake his head to try and keep up with the conversation.
"I don't think so... But you can never be certain." Merlin told him with an air of stoicism. Arthur scowled. Honestly. This was ridiculous. Clearly, this was his servant's newest attempt to get out of work (or at least work less).
"Merlin, you're not getting an apprentice." Arthur told him. Merlin stopped to look at the king.
"I am. I have. He's right there. Say hi, Daegal."
"Hi!"
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Daegal lives. Merlin takes him on as an apprentice. Arthur isn't sure what's going on. Mordred is also mad for some reason.
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