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There is a man knocking below on the kitchen door of her Chateau. When the glow of light from the opened window falls into the street, he looks up at her. She can’t make out his features through the rain and darkness, but the voice is familiar.
“…Marion?”
“Fjord? Is that you?”
He appears in her study with a thunderclap instead of answering.
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Fjord comes to Marion with tidings, and a worry.
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Yanli feels the fear from her dream throbbing in her guts just above her weak and whirling core, all through the long hours of their silent flight over Yunmeng towards the Burial Mounds. Jiang Cheng’s cultivators stop sporadically for rests, and if Jiang Yanli lets her head hang down low as she catches her breath, and drinks deeply of the water when it’s passed around, and for a moment thinks of nothing but her exhaustion and dully of A-Xian, then at least no one calls attention to it when half of the newer disciples are doing the same.
Yiling is a shadier ridge on the horizon, growing steadily nearer. Growing up, she never realized how close to home the Burial Mounds were.
Jiang Yanli makes the other choice.
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Stanford’s minding his own business in the back of the schoolbus that morning when Stanley drops into the seat next to his, slings an arm over his shoulders, and whispers, “Study hour is ass hour. Don’t forget,” with a stupid smirk, like they’re not in public.
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Stan and Ford fight midweek boredom by trying something very naughty in their high school bathroom.
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Stanley's down on his luck and needs fast cash; Stanford's looking for some quick release. They don't mean to find each other, but then they do. Oops.
Set in the late 1970′s, during Stan’s years as a conman-drifter and Ford’s years as a young researcher in Gravity Falls.
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Stan's big, and he breaks things, even without meaning to. But Ford can hold his own.
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Once More from the Top by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jul 2025
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The Veiled Soul-Seer was known for being able to grant a person's deepest desire. Luo Binghe went to her with the expectation that she'd deliver the kind, sweet Shizun he'd seen in the other world (the one married to that weak, unworthy version of himself). That was, after all, what Luo Binghe wanted most.
So why did he wake up to find himself back in his fourteen-year old body, in the woodshed, as a disciple on Qing Jing Peak?
Now his empire is gone, as is his harem, cultivation, and physical strength. He'll have to rebuild it all from scratch, and while knowing the future should speed things up significantly, acting like an innocent human child after hundreds of years of being an all-powerful demon emperor might be more difficult than he'd anticipated…
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19 Dec 2025
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Rachel for Leah by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Aug 2022
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Emperor Luo Binghe understands almost immediately that his fifty-second wife's miraculous recovery from the brink of the death is not what it seems. It takes him longer to work out how lucky he's gotten.
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18 Dec 2025
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He says, “Do you do this for your Autobots?”
“Save your strength,” Prime answers.
“The liquid strength of their god,” he goes on. It is not flattery. He knows Prime well enough to know how he’ll take it. “Do they think it’s different from any other?”
“It’s no different,” says Prime. “You know that as well as I do.”
Megatron’s eyes flick to his chest. “Perhaps the matrix gives it a certain – piquancy.”
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17 Dec 2025
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Second Chance at a Good First Impression by Prudabaga for scholomancefan
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2025
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"We've found the sower, Gongyi-shixiong," Binghe said. "Thank you for bringing assistance, but I won't presume to waste any more of this senior's time."
The smile he gave Shen Qingqiu was…polite. Respectful.
Disinterested.
Shen Qingqiu stared at him, speechless. He'd been prepared for anger, or hate—it was no less than what he deserved—but this?
What was this, even?
In which Luo Binghe comes back from the Abyss with amnesia, and Shen Qingqiu is definitely relieved and not at all worried sick about him.
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16 Dec 2025
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.
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