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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Ilya sits down carefully and takes Shane’s hand. “I am going to ask you something, and I want you to try not to freak out, okay? Take a breath, think about it.”
    That sounds… serious.
    “The Centaurs are having a barbeque,” Ilya says. “I would like to go, and I would like you to come with me.”

    Shane meets the Centaurs. As Ilya's close personal friend slash charity partner from Canada.

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    05 May 2026

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    okay um there's been an overwhelming response to "everybody wins" so im just gonna leave this here and see what happens!

    i gotta lock in on my other wip "crowded table" but yeah ill probably come back to this world!

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    05 May 2026

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    J.J. didn't hate Ilya Rozanov. No, he was just a major pain in the ass with a mouth on him only a mother could love. At least that's what he thought until a well-timed dinner where all the little scraps and puzzle pieces came together to form the thought: Holy shit, Shane is seeing Rozanov. Now J.J. has to figure out what the hell he's going to do, because his Capitaine has barely been out to the team a month and this secret is already making J.J. lose his mind, and it's only been three minutes.

    (Or: A canon-divergent AU where instead of Hayden connecting the dots in 2018, it's J.J.)

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    03 May 2026

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    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Mate, I can guarantee that absolutely no one would be lucky to have you.

    Lily @shanehollandersrealgf
    Ah, and Rozanov is better than me?

    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Obviously.

    Or: Ilya wants to thirst and brag about his boyfriend in public, so he finds a way to do so.

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    02 May 2026