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Summary: Gaz sent Soap a song, Soap thought he could annoy Ghost with it because he thought it was genuinely some kindergarden shit like cocomelon or something, played it out loud to him while at the barracks, and… well.
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I Hold You Closer Than I Ever Knew by thatwasobjectionable
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
26 Feb 2022
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After an... unfortunate series of events that included Atsushi, a bit of wine, spontaneous fireworks, and Yosano's much needed intervention, Dazai found himself on a bench in the park, all his things thrown into a bag he dug up from his closet in a hurry.
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Let's Go Home (And Leave Nothing But Ashes Behind) by thatwasobjectionable
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Nov 2021
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In a last minute attempt to escape, a villain sets fire to a nearby apartment building. Pro heroes are called to the site, to evacuate civilians and try and save the building from falling in time. However, Hizashi gets a little... caught up trying to help, and Shouta encounters some unpleasant memories during his search for his reckless husband in the ruins and ashes.
Will they both get out in time?
Or will they both meet their end in the remains of a failed capture mission?
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As The Petals Fell, So Did I, Once More by thatwasobjectionable
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Aug 2021
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The Agency decides to have a relaxing day in the park, but by whatever deity's intervention, their spot is right next to the Port Mafia's. After the two groups assure each other this is not yet another elaborate kidnapping plan, they make a truce for the afternoon and conjoin their events.
In which, most of our ensemble gets drunk, noone listens to Chuuya, and Dazai gets to have a nice afternoon with the sweet promise of death, if the lapful of an angry mafioso is any indication.
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Just One Layer More, What Is New? by thatwasobjectionable
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Jul 2021
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The Guild's leader is trying to start up another business, and for that, he needs approval of the bigger organisations in Yokohama. In good will, he invites them to a masquerade ball, planning to seal the deal with the leaders there. However, some people who should not have clashed there do, in fact, clash. Will it end with a dead body in the middle of the dancefloor, or with smirks and disappearing into one of the hotel's rooms?
Only time will tell.
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Diluc & Diona's Dawn Winery Shenanigans by thatwasobjectionable
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 May 2021
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People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.
He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"
Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.
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05 Aug 2025
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Soap has been wrangled into visiting home for the first time in a long time for Christmas.
Ghost volunteers to go along with him.
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- Part 1 of MacTavish Christmas Special
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06 Dec 2024
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It became somewhat of a tradition for Nines to meet Gavin at one specific bar after difficult cases; and before long it evolved into them going back to Gavin’s apartment together in an effort to forget about the cruelty of the world around them.
When Nines comes across his own breaking point, it’s Gavin’s turn to show the android that there’s safety in letting the walls down.
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- Part 3 of D:BH Smutshots
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03 Jan 2024
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Shortly after meeting Richard, Gavin has to lend him his red jacket. Richard politely comes to Gavin's house a few days later to return the jacket. Gavin is slightly confused as to how that's going to work since Richard is currently wearing the jacket and obviously not wearing anything else underneath it.
AKA The most elaborate way possible to get RK900 into Gavin's jacket.
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02 Oct 2023