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Lovers, I Guess by tackytiger
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Mar 2026
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Ilya's on a hotel roof in the middle of the night. The draft is tomorrow, and he can't sleep.
That's when Shane Hollander appears, but he's somehow thirty-five years old, and acting very friendly... and he's wearing glasses. This must be a dream — mustn't it?
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08 Mar 2026
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Everyone's Favorite Beat Reporter by notlayingroses
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Casey Williams-Singer @casey_williams - October 11, 2021
Important hockey update. Shane Hollander has changed his goal song. “My husband told me it was boring,” the star center says with a smile. His goal song is now Crazy Little Thing Called Love.--
Shane & Ilya's first year on the Cens together, as told through their resident Beat Reporter.
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- Part 3 of The Cens Beat Reporter
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08 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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07 Feb 2026
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Alexis: Considering how he throws Hollander around on the ice, I’m worried about you girl 😂
Jane: Oh, he does love to throw me around.
Jane: Haha.
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Ilya’s decision to fuck with Shane backfires spectacularly. And Shane gets a support system along the way.Series
- Part 1 of plain ol’ jane
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07 Feb 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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- Part 1 of Dog
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05 Jan 2026