Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
Fandoms
- Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (19)
- Star Wars - All Media Types (11)
- Doctor Who (1963) (4)
- Doctor Who (2005) (3)
- Doctor Who (2)
Recent works
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Dying Light by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Sep 2023
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After a catastrophic failure, Varien gets drunk in the ruins of the Last Light Inn. Astarion joins him.
Series
- Part 2 of Masks (Astarion/m!Tav)
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To Lose One's Composure by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Sep 2023
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Here comes my little treat with their cheeks all flushed.
That line was so memorable, and I needed to know more about how things went afterwards. So, here's one possible way it went down (pun very much intended.)
Features: Egregious amounts of banter, a remarkably slutty warlock Tav, vampire behavior, the power of friendship and blowjobs, and everyone having a good time.
Series
- Part 1 of Masks (Astarion/m!Tav)
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thus let me live, unseen, unknown by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum) for aelandair
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
01 Feb 2022
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When Ben Solo runs away and crash lands on an out of the way planet, he meets a lonely farmer named Armitage Hux.
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Under Covers of Darkness by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
21 Jun 2020
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Alpha twins Ben and Kylo have a somewhat unusual arrangement with their mate Hux: they're together, all three of them, and it's not strictly a Hux-in-the-middle situation.
Except right now, it is, because Hux is trying to get pregnant with their child--one of theirs, obviously, but none of them want to know whose. Hux has stopped taking any birth control or suppressants, and his scent is driving his mates so crazy that Ben can't help but wake him up in the middle of the night, too turned on to wait until morning. Kylo, asleep beside them, isn't one to be left out.
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Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
10 Aug 2019
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When a clever technician leaks some footage of Supreme Leader Ren leading a boarding action on an enemy ship and looking like a complete badass while doing it onto the Finalizer's internal network, the video goes viral and comes to General Hux's attention. It might actually be beneficial to leave it up for the sake of improving morale in the wake of Snoke's death, but first Hux has to take a look and make sure it's fit for public consumption.
He doesn't expect to be quite so impressed... Or quite so turned on.
Recent series
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Masks (Astarion/m!Tav) by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Sep 2023
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Varien is a warlock, an agent of the Unseelie Court, a liar, and a thief. Astarion is a vampire, a desperate man, and also a liar and a thief. What could go wrong?
- Words:
- 15,259
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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the jojo barista by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum), thekurosakiconundrum
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Sep 2018
- Words:
- 35,391
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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He's a Star (and You Can Rail Him) by tkettIe
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Aug 2025
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For 1,200 credits, you can ask UrFortuna to do whatever you would like.
For that one hour, he's all yours... if you can forget he's your coworker.Parasocial relationships can sometimes become real ones... right?
[Updates biweekly on Saturday. currently paused due to medical emergency]- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 112,884
- Chapters:
- 16/?
- Comments:
- 467
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- 1,413
- Bookmarks:
- 212
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- 37,649
Bookmarked by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
03 Jul 2024
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On the Senseless Movements of Animals by bottlecapmermaid for Eussoros
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Mar 2022
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I'm going to tell you about the questionable-bdsm-practices au I've just come up with. Obviously things like "ethics" and "realism" are not relevant here because that's not what I am about, aesthetically. This is, naturally, about if there were two guys in masks would that be fucked up or what?
And I am here to make sure that it would, yes.
what if Book 4 Xie Lian and Wuming got to stay together. forever.
Series
- Part 1 of would that be fucked up or what
Bookmarked by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
23 Jan 2024
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Hard Up in Hightown by AndrastesKnickerweasle (AndrastesKnickerweasel)
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II
22 Apr 2021
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Hard Up in Hightown? Call now! 1-800-HRD-HTWN! Hot local Kirkwall singles waiting for your call 24/7!
Dragon Age Fenders Modern Phone Sex AU... it's pretty much exactly what it says on the tin. Sorry, not sorry.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,317
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 328
- Kudos:
- 775
- Bookmarks:
- 148
- Hits:
- 9,122
Bookmarked by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
26 Oct 2022
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Sanctified by KyberKills for Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
01 Mar 2022
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Hux is behind him. Naked and covered in grime, hair a mess, eyes bright green– his lips part in a smile. He raises his chin, a lock of orange hair falling on his forehead, and Kylo moves a step towards him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,171
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 64
- Kudos:
- 361
- Bookmarks:
- 58
- Hits:
- 4,404
Bookmarked by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
23 Feb 2022
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Accursed Ones by TheThirdAmell
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening, Dragon Age II
23 Jun 2024
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"Magic exists to serve man, and never to rule over him. Foul and corrupt are they who have taken His gift, and turned it against His children. They shall be named Maleficar, accursed ones. They shall find no rest in this world, or Beyond." Anders knew the verse. Every mage did. But Anders was a runner. He ran from the Circle. He ran from the Templars. He ran from relationships. So what did he care? He was never going to rest anyway.
Series
- Part 2 of Accursed Ones
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,364,985
- Chapters:
- 249/?
- Comments:
- 5,243
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- 2,688
- Bookmarks:
- 433
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- 127,125
Bookmarked by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum)
15 Nov 2021