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    Shane Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @shanehollander 8:56 a.m. [Paris]
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    I have been asked many times what it’s like being married to Ilya Rozanov. I’ll give you all a snippet of the texts he sends me.

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    Shane's flight from Paris is delayed, and he's hungry, tired, and missing his husband. He decides to give the world an idea of what it's like to be married to the #1 chaos gremlin of the league through Ilya's no-context texts.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Shane swivelled around, turning his attention to the staff spread around the studio, “You really don’t see it? Oh my god, how could anyone watch this and not immediately understand what’s going on.”

    The room fell silent. Shane launched up and stood next to the editor at the controls, “Go back a few secs. Wait a second… There it is. There!” The footage paused on a wide shot of the ice, a ref had begun to skate towards Ilya, directing him back to his bench.

    “Okay go forward just like, as slow as possible.” The editor did as instructed. “Shit, sorry, it’s so quick. Go back. Okay, forward. Stop! Look, right there.”

    He heard someone from the crew murmur, “Oh my god.”

    Shane’s voice broke as he ran his hands through his hair, “Yeah. So, now do you understand why I have to do this?”

    Or: Shane makes sure the documentary finishes differently and it's the most romantic thing Ilya Rozanov has ever seen.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    “You know you don’t have to do this,” Harris said as they walked from the car to the arena, Chiron prancing along in front of them.

    “I’m doing it,” Troy said.

    “Okay. But you don’t have to.”

    “Harris. I’ll survive reading whatever weird, dirty tweets you found,” Troy argued. “You think I’ve never seen thirst tweets?”

     

    In which the Centaurs read thirst tweets and it goes about how you'd expect.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    A look into the group chat of some Boston women who hooked up with pre-2017!Rozanov, as they realise that he is the standard for what a good partner should be.

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    Ilya Rozanov may just win the title for World's Best Husband.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Ilya chuckles, putting a hand on the back of Shane’s neck, and Shane lets his eyes fall shut for about 3/4th of a second. For that microscopic moment in time, with Ilya’s hand on him and the streaming lights gone, the club’s atmosphere is almost tolerable.

    When he opens his eyes again, Ilya’s face is soft and concerned. He drags a thumb through the back of Shane’s hair, saying we can leave anytime without actually saying it. 

    Or: Shane's been gay for 30 years now. He figures it's time he visits his first gay club.

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    11 Apr 2026

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