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    In a universe where Namikaze Minato died unable to summon the Shinigami, Uzumaki Kushina, in a last-ditch containment effort, seals Kurama's ying into a container made from her own blood and chakra. The Saidaime picks up two newborns in the wreckage of October tenth, unknowing one of them is quite literally the Kyuubi wearing an infant's face. Fortunately, nobody knows about Kurama's dilemma but Kurama. Unfortunately, he's stuck, both in Kushina's two-second slap-dash should-not-exist human shell, and with Uzumaki Naruto, who is possibly the most annoying being in Kurama's two thousand years of existence.

    He is not pleased.

    What Kurama really wants to do is get the hell out of dodge, return to being a giant demon-fox, and then blast all five ninja villages and their smaller derivatives out of the map. This is a much more difficult task than originally thought.

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    02 Oct 2025

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    Jazz is separated from the others; Optimus has lost his memory; Prowl is battling down virus-ridden dysphoria. The once proud Cybertronian species is now a collection of confused, mind-wiped technorganics, taken as slave labor by Quintesson invaders.

    If only there was some kind of (in-)famous revolutionary lurking around who might have the right force of personality and sheer stubbornness to lead their people in a slave revolt...

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    16 Dec 2024

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    Point One Percenters: hand crafted gifts from Primus that hold immense power and high positions in Functionist society. A Point One Percenter in a Cold Constructed body is unthinkable, blasphemous and now, an unfortunate reality in the form of a Tarnian miner.

    The only solution to avoid public outrage is to restore the mech’s class and honor. But what to do when that mech is a danger to the state- one that wants to overturn the system? The answer, tie him to that system with iron bindings. But bindings are only as strong as the jailer who uses them. Something all of Cybertron is about to learn.

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    25 Oct 2023

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    What do you get when you mix two old war veterans and a ship full of idiots? Retirement. Megatron and Minimus, fifty years after the Lost Light's victory lap, decided one day that they needed to settle down somewhere much more peaceful and less prone to explosions and misbehavior. Well, five years after building a small farm on an alternate version of Earth with no Cybertronian presence, trouble finds them in the form of the familiar face of a homicidal teenager.

    Unfortunately for them, Verity Carlo is the least of their problems.

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    05 May 2024

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    Unit MS-1, colloquially known as “Metal Sonic”, has three truths that govern its existence-

     

    Core directive: destroy Sonic the Hedgehog using superior speed and power.
    Core directive: Obey Dr. Ivo Robotnik above any and all else.
    Core directive: maintain superiority over Sonic the Hedgehog.

     

    -until a catastrophic malfunction rips through its processor, and it is forced to confront questions it was never designed to answer.

    The world beyond awaits.

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    24 Jan 2024