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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    Feng Xin really wasn’t meant to be a god.

    It was a thought he’d had often, back when he was helping Dianxia alongside Mu Qing during the crown prince’s first ascension, and it was even more obvious now that he had ascended by his own merits. He was fucking terrible at navigating the bureaucracy and politics of it all, and honestly had no desire to get any better at it.

    Did he just ascend at a bad time, or was getting started as a new god this confusing for everyone?

    Feng Xin suffers through the paperwork of becoming a new god — but with the help of a mysterious benefactor, it goes more smoothly than expected.

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    10 Apr 2024

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    “How are you even supposed to enjoy going on a date with your boyfriend if you’re acting like ‘Olympic gold boyfriend material’ is too mediocre for him! I’m surprised you two manage to have enjoyable sex!”

    There is an awkward pause, and Meng Yao only realizes too late that it’s one that he let sit too long. He sets the dysfunctional hair straightener in the sink, unplugging it, but the noise of busywork comes too late to stop Wei Wuxian.

    Are you not even having decent sex??

    “It’s,” Meng Yao stutters, “—okay?”

     

    Or: Meng Yao and Lan Xichen have been dating for a while, now, and everything about their relationship is perfect. Meng Yao makes sure of it, just like he makes sure that his annual performance review at Jin Corp is impeccable, that Madam Jin never catches his surreptitious, short visits to deliver gifts to Jin Ling, and that Lan Xichen gets a mind-blowing orgasm at least three times a week, even if they're too tired for sex for five days straight and Meng Yao has to chain them back-to-back until his jaw is sore. Everything is going great, until he makes the mistake of genuinely befriending Wei Wuxian.

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    21 Jul 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    Businessman Nie Huaisang brings bonsai master Lan Zhan a nearly dead tree.

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    26 May 2023

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    Breakdowns of what everyone’s wearing, from Tang Fan’s formal robes and Sui Zhou’s uniforms to Ming dynasty underwear and, yes, the “Mama Cui” outfit. Includes Dong’er, Wang Zhi and Ding Rong, Dr. Pei, Tang Yu, the Emperor, the Noble Consort, and many, many hats. This is by no means definitive or exhaustive, but it’ll give you something to describe in your fic beyond “a buncha robes.”*

    *Which I have done. Sorry, Lan Zhan.

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    29 Mar 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Revenge is not as sweet as expected. If only there was a way to do everything over again. To eliminate the threat of Meng Yao way before he ever became a problem. Nie Huaisang is determined to make that wish a reality. It just doesn't... go quite the way he imagined it would.

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    27 Jul 2022