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    “Just got the word from the officials, Metros are shutting Miitka down for the night," LeClaire says almost dispassionately. “Third period we’re up against,” LeClaire consults his clipboard, “Shane Hollander. Drafted 2009, current starter for the Laval Maples, posts a .905 save percentage.”

    Ilya stays where he is, rolling the name around in his head once, without much interest.

    Hollander.

    Doesn’t ring a bell.


    Inspired by that one twitter post, what if Shane was a goalie?

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    08 Feb 2026

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    goalie Shane 🙏🙏🙏

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Shane’s weighted blanket: Tries to kill him.

    Ilya: And I took that personally.

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    07 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    weighted by the love they are pushing out into the universe

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    To be clear, Ilya is grateful the rookies aren’t growing up the way he did in the NHL. Ilya took the hazing to the chin – humiliation rituals, beat downs, grueling practices to prove he could “hang” with the big guns on the team.

    That being said, there’s still some part of Ilya that balks at the request by the gaggle of rookies to watch The Iron Giant, a veritable children’s movie at the team’s latest movie night.

    OR: Five times Shane and Ilya were the support system for the Centaur rookies they dreamed of having when they were younger.

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    06 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fluffy found family vibes, my teeth ache from the sweetness

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    “Bergy,” Shane says, using that soft tone he gets when he’s trying to explain something to the rookies, “we’re married. We’ve been in a committed relationship since 2017. We don’t have condoms.”

    “But what about –”

    “I cannot get him pregnant,” Ilya answers. “I’ve tried really hard, but his birth control is too strong.”

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    “Game is over,” he says. “You won. I lost. I was annoying. Normal.”

    “That’s not—” Shane starts, then stops, because he actually doesn't know how to finish that thought without sounding like an idiot. His jaw works, teeth grinding together.

    That's not what I meant. That's not the point. You said I was boring and you were right and I need you to say it again so I know where I stand, so I know what you think of me, so I can stop waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    He settles for: “You were kind of an asshole.”

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    06 Feb 2026

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    I will sob to every “Hollander is boring” fic