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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    "So, you’re not interested in anyone currently, right?” Lance barrels on, because fuck Keith, apparently. “That’s okay! Because we’re gonna find a male species from one of these planets for you! But first, we have to figure out your type, and then we’ll go from there.”

    “We’re not doing that,” Keith mutters.

    “Oh, we definitely are,” Lance replies, absolutely thrilled and, apparently, suicidal. “It’s happening! It’s happening. Don’t fight it, Keith,” he says, as though Keith isn’t going to fight this kicking and screaming all the way. “I’m gonna be the best wingman you never wanted."

    Lance takes it upon himself to be Keith’s personal wingman the moment he finds out he’s into guys.

    The rose? They have the entire universe to find Keith a boyfriend, and so, not all hope is lost.

    The thorn? Keith’s only interested in one guy and it’s the idiot dragging him into this matchmaking hell.

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    01 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    “What if he kills us?” Hunk whispers.

    “What if?” Keith barks. “What else are we going to do? If we make him angry, it’s going to make things worse. Like he said, we’re trapped here. Our best bet is to play his games and try for the reward."

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    When the team is spirited away to the galaxy's most infamous game show, Garfle Warfle Snick, they quickly learn that the games serve a more sinister purpose than entertainment. Without any memory of how they got there, or any idea how to escape, they're faced with an impossible choice: play the games, or die.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    Kurosaki's voice is still ringing inside his head.

    But Kurosaki has not spoken. Kurosaki has not moved a single muscle.

    Kurosaki had touched him.

    Grimmjow falls. Everything tilts slowly, the moment stretched in time not only from the pain of the blow, but also from the pain of realisation.

    Oh. Shit—

     

    [A Soulmate/ Soulbond AU]

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Not wanting to think on it too much, Stiles took a step forward and passed his hand between the bars, moving the bleeding side closer to Derek’s mouth.

    “Not too close, he bites.”

    Stiles snatched his hand away just as Derek had been about to lick at it. The snarl he got in response was not comforting.

    “He what?” Stiles asked nervously, turning to Deaton.

    The man looked a little amused. “Don’t worry, only if he doesn’t like you.”

    “Well, he probably hates me, now!” Stiles insisted, turning back to Derek.

    He looked extremely displeased.

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    09 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 76

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    “Look. It was not a prank. You called the Divine Relief Office. They sent me to grant you a wish.” He sounds so certain. So firm. Almost exasperated. But Keith doesn’t believe him. Not one bit. He’s not going to be made fun of like this.

    “You’re literally a student at the Garrison,” Keith says flatly. “You’re just a guy. Just a cadet. You’re literally in a college dorm with a suitcase.”

    Lance’s nose scrunches, upper lip curling. He lifts his chin slightly. “I’m a student now, but I’m not just some guy. I’m a God of Happiness. More powerful than you could ever imagine. I have the power to mold and shape the world around me. I’m only here, pretending to be human, because you made a wish. And I’m granting it.” He holds his arms wide, shit-eating grin curling mockingly, and Keith feels the dread curling in his gut. “Congratulations. I’m now required to be your boyfriend forever.”


    Keith accidentally calls the Divine Relief Office and is granted one wish. Lance is sent to grant the wish. But Keith thinks it’s a prank. He mockingly wishes for Lance to be his boyfriend and the wish gets granted. Surprising everyone. Now Lance is stuck on Earth, pretending to be human, and Keith is stuck with Lance.

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    03 Jun 2025