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Hi Mr. Hayden,
We’re pretty sure you’ve never noticed, so you might find this funny. Over the years, a few of us have been piecing together the Rozanov-Hollander saga from your fanmails.
In mine, Ilya Rozanov was chatting in Russian in the background saying some very colorful things about someone's something.
For a second, I actually wondered if he was your secret lover. But at this point, aren’t we all just second-guessing?
or: Hayden Pike finally realizes he never actually double-checked any of his videos
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- Part 1 of felt cute, might delete
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16 Feb 2026
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triple date by everlarktoast for nojamhands
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
15 Feb 2026
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He needs Marina to meet Penelope. It’s unfortunate that the only time he’s in London for another month is on her least favorite day of the year. But after his last two girlfriends cited her as the reason for their breakup, it’s best to introduce them early on.
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15 Feb 2026
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“I wouldn’t worry too much about these labels that humans give you,” said Lady Danbury as if she were reading Penelope's mind. “They’re based on human relationships. Life, love, everything is different for us than it is for them. Because we aren’t human, are we?”
“No, we’re not.” And thank goodness for that. Being a human seemed exhausting to Penelope.
“All three of those words mean exactly what you told me: love. Love is the most important thing we have. Love is one of the few things we stuffed animals can choose for ourselves. You should always hold onto love, Penelope. As tight as you can. Whatever form that love takes, and what you do with that love, is up to you.”
“Well, yes,” said Penelope, still a bit confused. Lady Danbury was smart, but she didn’t always make sense. Besides, they were getting off track from what she really wanted to know. “But is one of those words best? Best friends, maybe? None of the others have the word best in them, so I thought…”
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Colin and Penelope are sock monkeys, and they are in love.
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15 Feb 2026
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Everyone is pestering Colin Bridgerton about his Valentine’s Day plans.
He’s planning to do what he always does: spend it with Penelope, eating pizza, and watching terrible romcoms.
But apparently, according to everyone he knows and loves, that’s not nearly enough for Pen. He’s supposed to be doing something romantic this year—for some reason.
None of it makes sense to Colin, because he and Penelope are JUST friends.
…right?
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15 Feb 2026
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Colin "Im Clingy" Bridgerton by mayfairpress
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
02 Feb 2026
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Colin accidentally posts a photo of himself between Penelope's thighs on his Public Account.
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05 Feb 2026