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“Oh my god.” Zoey shoveled it into her mouth with reckless abandon, alternating between chopsticks and spoons. “Oh my god.”
“It’s not that good. You’re lying.” Mira leaned in close to the camera, possibly to get a better look at the food in Zoey’s bowl.
Zoey looked at Mira wide-eyed. “Mira, it’s—oh my god. This is the greed the Bible warned me about.”
“You’ve never read the Bible,” snarked Mira.
“I just—the chef is gorgeous, Mira! And her food is—” Zoey lost her words, then she shook her head to reset her brain. “Babe,” said Zoey seriously, leveling her gaze at her girlfriend, “I’ve discovered the divine intervention that’s gonna get you to this place.”
Mira’s jaw dropped open. “Why didn’t you show me the hot chef?”
“Because my girlfriend is Aphrodite and the chef is Venus and my fucking brain exploded because I couldn’t put together a single thought when not one but two hot women were staring at me at the same time!” wailed Zoey, for her steak was too juicy and her lobster too buttery. “Besides, if you saw the hot chef that would be one less excuse to come eat here!”
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30 Jan 2026
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Weigh Anchor! by RedOuroboros
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, 艦隊これくしょん | Kantai Collection, Kancolle - Fandom
09 Aug 2025
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Keeping to the highest traditions of the Navy, Taylor monitors the waters around New England
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28 Dec 2025
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Taylor has a problem... well, a big problem in a small package. Namely, that her power transformed her from a normal person into a four-inch-tall fairy! On the plus side, her various new abilities allows her to put her power to great use. On the downside, the other Wards won't stop teasing her and little kids keep wanting her photo!
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11 Jun 2025
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Scoring by fritokays
Fandom Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
19 Jul 2022
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13 Dec 2024
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Should have just Surrendered by Amerialess
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
26 Oct 2024
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NOT ABANDONED JUST SLOW UPDATES WHILE WRITING OTHER STUFF
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26 Mar 2024