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She tastes like apple juice and peach by watchitbuster for mundycide
Fandoms: Rab C Nesbitt (TV)
09 Jan 2020
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There's a pub, just around the corner from your office, a pretty standard affair of dark wood and sticky flooring. You've been here for several Christmas dos and lately, it's been the perfect place to come for a quiet pint and some eye-candy.
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For a second Ellie is conflicted. She knows Hardy is in pain but has no idea how to comfort him. They don't have that kind of relationship, they don't show each other their emotions. Or at least, Hardy doesn't. Ellie thinks back to an offer of a hug in the ladies' toilet.
She clears her throat and reaches a hand to gently shake Hardy's shoulder.
"Sir, Har-" She sighs. "Alec?" God but that feels weird on her tongue.
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Based on the actual canonical bedsharing scene we got in S2E4.
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Just take me back to yours that will be fine by watchitbuster
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2019
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They hold hands. That's it.
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TOW Joey Moves In & Rachel Questions Her Engagement by watchitbuster
Fandoms: Friends (TV)
17 Apr 2019
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It's The One With The Flashback but better!
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So true a fool is love by watchitbuster
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Richard III - Shakespeare, Hamlet - Shakespeare
14 May 2016
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Exiled, never to return to his homeland, the Prince of Denmark finds himself at the mercy of a notoriously ruthless monarch. When he catches the King's eye, the Prince must do everything he can to stay in his sovereign's good graces while surviving an increasingly hostile court.
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the universal language of mankind by watchitbuster
Fandom Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
09 Apr 2016
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“Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent” – Victor Hugo
This is a series of music-inspired drabbles/one-shots, I think they will mostly be Johnlock, but I can't be sure as of now. I'll update as inspiration strikes. So far I have about six more WIP music themed fics.
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For the first few days, Shane ignored it. He thought he was going crazy, or stuck in some coma dream, or that he was being punished by God for—well, you know. Either way, he thought: head up. Be good. Even if you never make it out of here, you’ll know you tried your best to do it right.
Shane gets stuck. Ilya helps.
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The Metros really were lousy at hockey. Shane Hollander was the only talent they had, which was why they threw the C on his chest before they even made it to the All Star break. The Raiders hadn’t given Ilya even an A yet. Coach had taken him aside and told him they weren’t going to think about a leadership role on the team until he’d finished his rookie year. He had enough to deal with, Coach said, which was nicer than saying Ilya was still nineteen, and his English sucked shit, and they weren’t quite done being worried about “character issues.”
Ilya Rozanov’s rookie year reimagined by someone with serious hockey-watcher brainrot.
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05 Feb 2026
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“Adventurous,” Ilya said, smiling sharply.
“Shut up.”
“This is unlike you.”
“Shut up.”
Ilya did, pulling open the sealed cardboard slots instead and upturning the box over his palm, not all that careful considering its contents were glass, letting the bottle fall into his hand.
“Shit, Rozanov,” Shane said, exasperated. “I was going to return it.”
“Oh, no, you will go broke now?" Ilya popped the cap off the perfume and sprayed it at Shane.Shane Hollander finds a hobby.
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- Part 3 of perfect from now on
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05 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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03 Feb 2026
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So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.
His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.
Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.
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02 Feb 2026