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He looks you over, the mess that you are, in your baggy pajama pants and ratty old marching band t-shirt. You’ve never even been in marching band. He says, “Aren’t you gonna get dressed?”
“For—what?”
He looks at you like he’s only just realized you’re a complete idiot. You can actually see his eyes, you realize, behind his shades—one scarlet red, one scarred and white. You’ve seen them before, plenty of times, but it sends a little shock through you all the same. It’s different like this. Everything is—different, like this.
Slowly, he says, “What do you mean, ‘for what’? For prom, dude. I’m your date.”
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26 May 2024
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“Augh, no,” Sollux stopped him. “Strider, your white ass is not allowed to speak to us in anything other than English, remember? That was the deal I made with Dirk when he asked Tuna and I to teach him Korean, so that you would never be allowed to use it in my presence.”
“Since when does using Spanish words count as speaking Korean?” Dave answered. “Are you implying that if I break into your house to steal your kimchi to put it on a dish, I’m actually making myself some delicious enchiladas?”
Karkat just groans, because he’s been dealing with these two since grade school and doesn’t know whether to punch them or kiss them. No, scratch that, stupid brain, he meant punch. 100%, he only meant punch.
Or in which it’s the 2010’s, Karkat Vantas is part of a hippie cult and has a complicated relationship with his mother, Sollux Captor wants to go from the prettiest girl in school to the coolest guy but ends up becoming the New Vriska instead, and Dave Strider doesn't know if he's going out with one or both of them because he had the great idea to suggest they pretend to date.
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09 Feb 2024
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Karkat owns the flower shop two doors down from Dave's tattoo parlour, and they're just good friends. When Sollux crashes on Karkat's couch, Dave realises that sometimes you don't realise how much you want something until someone threatens to take it away.
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15 Jun 2022
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What if Karkat wasn't such a stubborn asshole and took Sollux up on his offer? Let's find out.
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08 May 2022
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“I can see my nipples,” Karkat complains.
“Yes,” Kanaya says, considering him with a thoughtful eye and tugging his pants open. “It is a tits out kind of event.”
Or, The Gang Goes to Burning Man.
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08 May 2022