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After the defeat of Gabriel Agreste and the disappearance of the mysterious peacock miraculous user, Marinette is left to try her best as Guardian and pick up the pieces. With the kwamis left in hibernation, no leads on the missing peacock miraculous, and no way to contact her beloved partner, she's left to her wit's end on where to proceed.
That is, until the prime suspect of the peacock wielder coincidentally takes up an apprenticeship at her parents' bakery. Adrien Agreste, son of Hawkmoth, has seemingly planted his roots in her home while Marinette was away for an apprenticeship. This could either be a disaster in the making, or the perfect opportunity to retrieve the missing miraculous... either way, it's war.
At least, it would be, if the gosh darn villain weren't so sweet!
(putting this on ao3, used to be exclusive to my tumblr. read author's note for a more in-depth summary)
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15 Mar 2024
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Clark has a problem. A can't-have-sex-because-of-his-indestructible-body problem. Bruce has yet to encounter a problem he can't fix by applying enough brainpower to it.
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10 Dec 2023
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Baby Blues by HeartfulCakes
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
26 Aug 2023
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Bruce scoffs. “I’m not letting your son fly around in a polo. His identity is more an issue than bullets. Still best to be safe.” He pats the super suit box.
Clark takes it like it’ll blow up. “Are you going to come to Jon’s eighteenth birthday bringing birds and bees? A box of condoms? All this protection speech.” He means it as a joke but he kind of wants to fly into the sun for a few hours after the comment.
“No, Clark,” Bruce snorts. “This is your condom. I know you don’t know what that is-“
“I might have to die again for you to drop that.”
Lois yells from the top of the stairs. “Why are you both still here?! My lawn better not have balloon bits in it,” she starts walking down the stairs and Bruce is already excusing himself. “I said no water balloon fights, why do neither of you listen to me!”
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When life gives you a kid you don’t want, you raise it with your best friend and the woman that watched you die.
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01 Nov 2023
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Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.
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19 Oct 2023
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Bruce Fucking with the JLA by littlegh0st
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2022
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Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA.
Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.
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15 Oct 2023