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    Wei Ying confesses his feelings in the bathroom of a sushi restaurant. Not to who you might initially think, but he gets there in the end.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Modern wangxian being dumb dumbs and so so in love!!

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    Lan Wangji patiently described each item to this Wei Wuxian as he carefully packed them into boxes, lined up neatly next to the napoleons, giving quick details about the plum macarons, the maple eclairs, and the salted caramel palmier cookies.

    Wei Wuxian’s eyes widened further with each description, until his head sank down onto the arms he'd folded against the counter, a groan escaping his mouth.

    Stop, please,” he said. “This all sounds so good I’m worried I’ll dive face-first into the boxes the moment I step out of here...have mercy and tie those boxes extra tight, won’t you?”

    And if Lan Wangji was a little generous with his packing, already having made up his mind to provide double what the man had asked for at no additional charge….well, that was because it was the end of the selling day, and these pastries were all going to a team of well-deserving healthcare workers.

    No other reason.

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    or; nurse wwx runs into lwj's bakery one evening and then...just keeps coming back

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    22 Jan 2026

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    They don’t wear red to the wedding. It can hardly be called a wedding at all. No one will allow Wei WuXian to marry Lan WangJi no matter how much he begs and prostrates himself in front of the Lan family.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    It doesn't hit Wei Ying until the third time it happens. In his defense, he's not running on all cylinders, and definitely only on four hours of sleep. So if all he's noticed about the guy sharing the elevator with him for the third time in two weeks is his hotness, who can really blame him?

    But now that he's looking a bit more closely, as the guy stares resolutely at the number display ticking up, he sees the telltale signs: slightly rumpled collar on an otherwise pristine outfit, bags under his eyes—not so noticeable that they are instantly apparent, but there if you look closely enough—kiss-bitten lips, and (the most damning evidence of all) a hickey blooming just under his ear.

    This guy is coming back from a hookup of his own.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    five names that wei wuxian calls lan wangji and the one name lan wangji calls wei wuxian

    Hanguang-jun he calls you with a smile of his face like it is a secret only the two of you know and you think to yourself that if you are the bearer of light then he surely must be the light that you bear and you will gladly do so for him.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Such beautiful depiction of love with LWJ POV. May this love find me someday!