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Illya and Napoleon have gotten themselves in a spot trouble; no weapons, no plan, no clothes. And to top if all off, they're hanging upside down and if they don't get out of here before Gaby finds them, she'll never let them live it down.
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Rumplestilskin had always had fantasies of a poor spinner, but slowly with Belle's help, he may discover other inclinations he's never though of before (written shortly after 2X14)
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Robert Gold has been online 24/7 for the past three months, trying to escape the reality of his brother’s, Peter, death. It has gotten to the point where the real world is more like fantasy instead of the game. But then LadyBelle226 logs on, and Rumpl3$7il$kin is no longer sure if his life is in the Enchanted Forest, or back at home with his Aunts and friend.
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Granddaddy's a God by westcoastmalone
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Thor (Movies), Xena: Warrior Princess
05 Feb 2014
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When the Enterprise arrives in Asgard, Jim isn't prepared to see his Great-Grandfather again, nor explain this to his crew. Thankfully Leonard is more flexible than Jim thinks
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It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues (ONESHOT)
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27 Jul 2024
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Rey has been raised by her Grandfather after her parents supposedly abandoned her. Desperate to escape Exegol and find them, she strikes a bargain to leave by marrying the fearsome Lord Ren. After a surprisingly sudden wedding night, she finds that she's been left in the care of Ben - his squire - not realizing that they are the same man. All things seem to be going surprisingly happily, until Snoke demands that Lord Ren prove his loyalty - setting off a series of events that will reshape their world and reunite him with old friends.
"To suddenly find yourself within grasp of what you wanted so desperately, without warning? It was almost like balancing upon a razor. Sometimes it was better to leave the glistening bauble of hope alone, rather than experience the terror of being unable to grasp it when it was just within reach. Ben knew because he felt it the first time Rey had smiled for him, and when she’d told him of their child. When the dreams of his youth were suddenly coming true, despite having flung them aside.”
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29 Jun 2024
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Love is Blind AU. Or: Eddie Munson is forced into a reality TV dating show because of his shitty contract and inconveniently catches feelings.
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25 Sep 2023
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Chrissy decides to take up Eddie's offer to see him at the hideout and meets his loyal, beloved, drunk audience of five. They are outraged that Eddie hasn't asked her out yet.
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04 Jan 2023
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In which Chrissy Cunningham gets the chance she deserves to take control of her life and also maybe falls in love with a too-cute-for-his-own-good, tattooed rocker boy along the way.
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16 Jul 2022