whoknowsyourfuture
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sure as hell ain't honest by whoknowsyourfuture
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Jan 2026
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Song fic without the lyrics; Billie Eilish's my boy got stuck in my head and here's a Devil's Minion ficlet about it.
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The Palimpsest of Daniel Molloy by Ariaste
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
25 Apr 2026
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“We’re going to yes-and each other to death. That’s how we’re going to die. They’ll have a funeral for us, and they’ll erect a monument that’ll read, ‘Here lies the Devil together with his Minion, who never lost a dare or a game of Gay Chicken in their lives, and who perished in the fallout of a kinky nuclear arms race. Rest in pieces, freaks.’”
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In which Daniel takes his turn holding the reins, Armand gets to rest while processing his trauma with as much kink as possible, almost no one in the coven bats an eye at their antics, and love unlocks eternity.
(Sequel to "Daniel Molloy's Incredible Showstopping World Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)". Updates weekly on Saturdays)
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10 Mar 2026
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Ngl I am doing all of the things to this fic, I have been eagerly hoping for this to be posted. For anyone looking at my bookmarks, go read the first one in this series and then come enjoy this with us.
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"I still don't get what the big deal is," Jon complains once Tim lapses into silence.
"Yeah, yeah," Tim says, turning in the booth to give Jon a lopsided smile. "I know. You're immune to this pesky thing called sexual attraction."
From someone else, this kind of teasing could easily rub Jon the wrong way, but Tim says it with such fondness that he simply snorts and says, "Damn right I am."
Tim throws his head back and laughs, and Jon grins, forgetting for a moment where they are. This kind of banter is familiar, established after years of being first co-workers and then friends in Research, and it's only when Sasha joins the laughter that Jon remembers it's not just the two of them. He freezes. Tim's eyes go wide. Jon wrenches his eyes away from Tim to look at Martin. The only one at the table who doesn't yet know that Jon is asexual.
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Or: a story about not quite coming out.
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Recovery by Moonsheen
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
10 Jul 2023
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01 Oct 2025
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The Curse of the Deserted Heart: A Tantalising Tale of Love and Adventure Amidst the Dunes of the Lost City That Will Thrill, Chill and Delight You! by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: The Mummy Series, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008)
20 Apr 2023
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“Jonathan,” says Evy, walking straight into his living room without so much as a hello and standing directly in front of him. Her voice is saccharine, so sugary that it puts Jonathan’s teeth on edge. “Did you happen to become a bestselling author while Rick and I were in Luxor over summer?”
Jonathan clears his throat, sinks a little lower in his armchair, and lifts yesterday’s edition of The Egyptian Gazette higher, obscuring the blush he knows he can’t control.
“I have no idea how I’m supposed to answer that, dear sister,” he replies, “seeing as I have absolutely no idea what the current bestselling novels are.”
When Jonathan writes an adventure—definitely not a romance, thank you—novel based on the whole Imhotep debacle, he doesn't expect it to become the bestselling pulp sensation of the decade. With hindsight, perhaps he should have made some of the real life parallels less obvious, especially when it comes to the dashing romantic lead, Abir Rey.
Thankfully, there are no bookshops in the desert, so the chances of Ardeth reading it are blessedly slim.
Probably.
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04 Sep 2025
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Cellmates by Aryashi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Apr 2025
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Shen Qingiqu has many complaints about his transmigration. If his shitty System let him submit complaint tickets, he would never stop writing them! From the moment he arrived, he has been forced into a glitchy, uncooperative shell, with the voice of the Scum Villain in the back of his head. But thoughts are just thoughts, and they can be ignored easily enough. Or, used to his advantage! What better way to avoid OOC point deductions than to base his responses on the man himself, right?
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In a moment of overconfidence, a transmigrator says precisely the wrong thing to precisely the wrong man.
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Bookmarked by whoknowsyourfuture
15 Aug 2025