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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    (Five times local criminal mastermind Wen Kexing misled his delightfully grouchy doorman, Zhou Xu, about his real identity, and one time he didn't have to)

    “Obviously I am a poet, dear A-Xu.”

    Whether from incredulity or amusement, it makes Zhou Xu snort. “Obviously, Lao Wen.”

    Wen Kexing makes a note to compose a couplet, at minimum, for the next time they meet.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    It’s been two weeks since Geralt shouted Jaskier away from him on that mountain and Jaskier has been handling it like a champ by forlornly wandering alone in the wilderness with his lute. When he (literally) stumbles across an injured white wolf he decides to take a chance and see if he can help it, appreciating the irony of the situation but not quite realizing why it is that the wolf’s golden eyes look exactly like his Witcher’s...

    Inspired by @kayivy's lovely art on tumblr

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    17 Mar 2026

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    When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.

    He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.

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    17 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Five years after the end of canon, Mokuba attempts to throw a party for his brother, and by 'attempts to throw a party' he means 'the party is a prank for his brother, who has never accepted the concept of birthdays as a whole'.

    So, to be fair, the resulting mess is at least partially part of the plan.

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    26 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    In which Juudai stays at Jun's stupid apartment, keeps on getting injured in increasingly stupid ways, looks at Jun with those stupidly pretty eyes, and is stupidly impossible not to ask out, because Jun never claimed to have good taste or anything.

    Or: Manjoume figuring out his heart in a series of snapshots.

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    26 Feb 2026