wildpumpkin

Simple line drawn portrait with only two eyes looking up and towards the right



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    Tobirama knew, in a distant almost forgotten way, that things weren’t the way they were supposed to be. But just as he couldn’t quite recall how this had happened, he couldn’t recall what exactly was wrong either.

    (or: Tobirama -and Madara- somehow got hit by a jutsu during a mission that made them lose some of their senses. This is what happens right after.)

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Madara is a sentinel with a mind too violent to be guided. The only thing keeping him going is questionably legal suppressants and his hatred for a certain customer service rep.

    Tobirama is a guide who has accidentally killed about quarter of his clientele. The only thing keeping his going is stubbornness and his hatred of, well, everybody.

    He is also, unfortunately, Madara's last hope.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    HOLY SHIT

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    A one-shot situated after the main events of Diplomatic Relations, once the situation with Sound and Orochimaru is resolved (with extreme prejudice).

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Time travel at its core revolves around knowledge and control, is lauded in folktales, and used as flimsy excuses in trashy novels. Time travel takes a peon of fate and makes them omniscient for one glorious moment, until they cast their die and crash the future fully off course in whatever they have deemed a justifiable cause.

    In short, time travel has made Kakashi a control freak. How…piteous. And embarrassing, not that anyone knows to judge him.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    “In my defense,” Obito says from his precarious position on a rock in the middle of a wide, rushing river. “I didn’t know about the poisonous fish.”

    “It’s Swamp Country,” Sasuke grumbles from two rocks over. “Everything’s poisonous.”

    (Or snapshots of Team 7's year on the road. AU.)

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    08 Sep 2025