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“Why are you looking at me like that?”
Eurylochus snapped out of his thoughts, blinking at Odysseus. Sitting on the floor, Polites stifled a grin.
Eurylochus cleared his throat. “Like what?”
Odysseus studied him, then shrugged, leaning back with a small sigh. “I don’t know. Like…” he fingered the rim of his kylix of wine, and took another sip.
“Like you’re seeing someone else?” Polites suggested, a hint of teasing shining through his ever-radiant smile.
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Tumblr and Fanfiction.net wait for Ao3 to get out of their maintenance appointment. One of them, more anxiously then the other.
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Penelope meets Athena for the first time.
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Pristine white sheets. Decorated with flowers, petals every color of the rainbow. Someone had clearly taken great pains to ensure the perfection of their surroundings.
She stood before the bed, a newly made wife. Wrapped in the memories of the many wedding rituals- the bath, the feasts, the ekdosis, the burning of the chariot axle. Eurylochus sweeping her off her feet, and with a soft word in her ear and one of the biggest, proudest smiles she had ever seen, reserved just for her, carrying her inside her new home.
And now…she was here.
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A lovely couple prepare to consummate their marriage.
(They’re both a bit nervous.)
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Anonymous asked:
Can we have a sickfic of Hermes and Tiresias, like Tiresias refusing to rest from prophecies?Yesssss
I imagine it would be…something like a migraine, if they pushed themselves too hard without extra Hermes Power.
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Perfectly Imperfect and all related one-shots by SupergirlDY2, witless_winion1
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Dec 2024
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There are no wives in war, Brother by Quackle_auk
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
23 Jan 2026
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After a few winters in Troy you would think Eurylochus has got this one under his belt.
The truth is, he is shattering.
He’s spent days keeping the men dry and the fires burning, convinced he can outrun the fever chilling his bones. But when his legs finally give out in a muddy pavilion, it’s Odysseus and Polites who have to pick up the pieces.
Because Eurylochus is right: there are no wives in war. But there are brothers.
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Our favorite idiots are stuck in a room together taking care of a sick man who has decided he is anything but sick.
With some wife angst for some extra flavorSeries
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16 Jan 2026
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Cabrizzio’s arm instinctively curled around another person’s waist, preventing them (and their “real world” inanimate self) from falling into the abyss straight down towards the kitchen floor. His other hand slammed into the glass walls of the flat in the object dimension.
His head began to swim as his “self” drifted somewhere in between the two worlds. The glass was solid beneath his palm, and yet he somehow felt like he was phasing through it, his upper half leaning over the edge of the building. At the same time, he was very aware of his manifestation in the human world, and that holding this person in his arms within the object world is the only thing keeping that cabinet door shut.
An earthquake happens in the dead of night and Daisuke almost falls, but fortunately he's got Cabrizzio to hold him. Unfortunately, they're gonna be stuck like this until the rest of the house wakes up and finds them.
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09 Jan 2026
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To lean on by FallacyFallacy for justlukahere
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Aug 2025
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The player gets sick. They're not very good at hiding it - at least not from this particular household.
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09 Jan 2026
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Strong Feelings and Overwhelming Actions by kiiyotakaishiimaru
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game)
20 Nov 2024
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It's been two months since the crash. The crew is beginning to lose hope, but it's somehow brought them together more than split them apart. There's an argument here or there, but they've grown quite used to each other. Comfortable. Right people at the wrong time.
However, there's been a new development. Anya has grown more sick as the days pass. She claims its nausea; that she'd been looking at the screen for too long and got dizzy, or she can't bear the sound Curly makes when she gives him his meds. It's one excuse after the other.
Jimmy and Swansea found it annoying. She's a nurse—she can't just buck up and deal? Daisuke, however, didn't mind at all. In fact, he was happy to help Anya. He'd grown up with women, his mom, and aunts always being big influences in his life. He knew what went on and didn't bother to argue.Anya and Daisuke had been taking turns caring for Curly now. He was just happy to do anything but sit around the kitchen since Swansea wouldn't let him actually help.
The peace had been kept for over two months now. Here came Jimmy to ruin that.
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28 Dec 2025
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Just a silly thing from my brain, there’s also a playlist up for it. It starts off really sweet but I promise you it’s gonna get SAD.