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    Trinity accidentally makes Dennis go viral when she posts a video of him drunk and shirtless. She ropes him into becoming an influencer and uses his body and sweet nature to garner clout. Robby and Jack try to be normal about it and fail.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    One shots and outtakes from the "i retract and repent in dust and ashes" universe for your enjoyment!

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    17 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    "Dennis frowned when Trinity gently pulled him up from the grass. “Why are we leaving?” he complained vaguely. “It was just getting fun.”

    Neither Trinity nor Garcia answered that, they simply steered him toward the street and waited for the car that would take them home."

    or: Dennis reveals a secret about himself that makes everyone worry about him extra, ends up having a major breakdown and even though that sucks ass it somehow pushes him just in the right direction to get better.

    » Hayloft by Mother Mother «

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins was banished by Thorin Oakenshield in the throes of gold sickness for the theft of the Arkenstone. When the Battle ends and Thorin apologizes for his actions, he's still firm in his decision to keep the hobbit banished from Erebor, to never return. Never mind that they had fallen in love and dreamed of a future together already, never mind that Bilbo saved them all.

    He leaves with a heavy heart but then those pesky hobbit secrets crop up on him and he, much to his dismay, realizes he's headed home with an unexpected addition. And Bilbo decides that the dwarf king really doesn't need to know about such a thing, for his sake and that of his future child. Hobbit secrets would stay in the Shire, thank you very much.

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    07 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    Bilbo Baggins hasn't had a heat since his tweens—not since he tucked that part of himself away with the rest of his foolish, romantic instincts.

    Thorin's Rut has been triggered for the first time in his life—something sacred among dwarves, only ever meant for a One.

    They are both fighting it. Failing. And the only thing keeping the king himself from tearing the world apart to get to Bilbo is a crumbling barrier of decency, some very helpful goats, and three very tired chaperones.

    Meanwhile, corrupted magic stalks Beorn's lands, a celestial Maia begins to stir awake in the forest, and the Company tries desperately to keep their burglar comfortable, clothed, and not climbing their king like a tree.

    It's not going great.

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    04 Feb 2026