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Damage by dontcareajot
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Apr 2016
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Peter Parker finds himself in a sticky situation and who should show up to rescue him but the infamous Deadpool? Now Peter feels indebted to the mercenary... And maybe weirdly charmed by him.
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11 Jan 2026
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Steve Rogers' Dad Face and Other Common Hazards by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Apr 2015
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Today, Peter was honest-to-god going to see Captain America himself up close, in person, and not from a rooftop or tiny crevice like a creepy stalker fanboy.
Even better, he was going to watch Steve Rogers make history by soldiering his beleaguered way through the most intensely awkward and honestly ridiculous press conference in the history of ever-- jaw thrust out and spine ramrod straight. Trying hard to be polite and respectful in the face of adversity.
While a bunch of assholes with cameras and microphones shouted at him about Iron Man’s adolescent dick.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Hazards
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07 Jan 2026
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If I'm Crazy... by Mystirium_Inc
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
18 Aug 2023
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“Any chance you’re willing to help me take the stitches out then?” Peter asks, “The wounds already closed, and my healing factor makes them heal over if I don’t take them out quick. Think I can get most of them, but not the ones on my back.”
“Hey, no worries, Petey. I can take ‘em all out. Pulling your own stitches out is a bitch and a fuckin half,” Wade offers, patting the Futon next to him for Peter to scooch closer. When he shuffles up, Wade helps him take the oversized shirt off and starts gently prodding at some of the bigger wounds, all of them practically closed.
Peter felt an unexplained, pleasant kind of nervous energy being this close to Wade. He can feel the heat coming off the merc from this close. Even with the gloves on, the press of Wade's hands makes his heart pick up a bit.
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After a Bank Robbery a la explosives leaves Spidey all banged up, Deadpool helps patch him up. Queue caring best bud, Wade Wilson.
The touch of Wade's scarred hands gets Peter all hot and bothered and he starts to get curious about other ways that skin might feel nice...
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Now with an awesome podfic !
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07 Jan 2026
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oh i wish i was a kissin' tree by misspamela for ciel_vert
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 Sep 2018
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There was a guy coming down the aisle. Tall, kind of commanding looking, with a mulish set to his mouth. Hot, Jimin noticed, but honestly, hot wasn’t enough when he was being interrupted in the middle of a minor breakdown. “Yes?” he said, as politely as he could muster.
This seemed to throw the guy, because he stopped short, frowning. “Um,” he said. He shoved his hands in his pockets. “Listen, I know it was just some hookup to you or something.”
Jimin blinked. He probably -- no, definitely would have remembered hooking up with Mr. Tall and Dimpled here. Was he hallucinating? Dreaming? This whole conversation was starting to feel surreal.
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- Part 1 of Catfish
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03 Jan 2026
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Jimin, beloved by thousands and starved for affection, finds what he craves so deeply in his massage therapist's hands and very intriguing side job.
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- Part 1 of touch therapy