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Opposing Trainer Used Taunt. It's Super Effective! by saffroncassis
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
12 Aug 2025
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“What do you want? Have you not ruined my life enough already?”
“Nope!” Luffy responds cheerfully. “You wanna do a collab? We got super popular, y’know, and Nami says it’s smart to capitalize on that!”
Law presses his knuckles hard into his eyelids under his glasses and contemplates what his life has come to. Then he sighs, looks back at Luffy, and takes his phone out. Call it investing in his future, if this whole med school thing doesn’t pan out. “Yeah, fine. What were you thinking of?”
The one where Law is a Twitch streamer, Luffy is a mukbanger, and one of them becomes an overnight sensation for crashing out over Pokémon.
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14 Apr 2026
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A guy in a suit comes into produce looking for shallots. Zoro's out of shallots. He gives him an orange instead.
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08 Apr 2026
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The first time Luffy walks into the Baratie with Usopp and Zoro during lunch rush, Sanji has to go stand in the walk-in freezer to scream into his hands. He wants to tell Zoro to get the fuck out. He cannot tell Zoro to get the fuck out, because that’s unreasonable and rude.
Just because Zoro is—unfortunately—Sanji’s type in men doesn’t mean Sanji can act like a child around him.
See, Sanji wasn't gay until he met Gin. Gin wasn't gay, either. What they did together was everything from "practice" to "just some fun" to "giving a friend a hand" (or mouth, or hole). But they certainly, absolutely were not boyfriends because Gin was straight and Sanji was straight.
It was perfect, until Sanji had to go and ruin it by liking it too much. He flew too close to the gay-sun and his not-gay wings of wax melted, go fucking figure.
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- Part 1 of These Things Happen 'Verse
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29 Mar 2026
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"They think you paid me to be here," hisses Eggsy.
Harry stares at him. "I made your favorite dinner and I have to let your wretched beast sleep on the bed for a month," he says flatly.
"No, they think you paid me to be here," says Eggsy.
"My dear boy," says Harry, "do you think all these third wives married my classmates out of the purity of their affections?"
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- Part 1 of hartwin trash
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06 Mar 2026
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Nothing is Certain But Death and Tax(idermy) by AnnaofAza for starsand
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
19 Jan 2017
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“I do have some butterflies and beetles pinned up in the bathroom, as well as some poor souls who haven’t survived being hit with a vehicle in the attic.”
Someone edges away from him.
“But I suppose the thing that alarmed my boyfriend the most was the presence of Duke Cloppers, my childhood horse, in the pantry.”
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23 Feb 2026