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🌌🪐club hephaestus gc💫🌌
hera214: guys guys guys oh my god we HAVE to bully lovelace
ModernMajorMinkowski: ??
reaper_man: im always down to bully lovelace
thefinallovelace: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
hera214: i am literally still laughing there are tears on my fucking face
ModernMajorMinkowski: what happened
hera214: she thought eiffel and i were together
ModernMajorMinkowski: WHAT
reaper_man: LMAOOOO WHAT THE FUCK
thefinallovelace: FIRST OF ALL WHY IS JACOBI EVEN HERE HES NOT EVEN AN OFFICIAL CLUB MEMBER
thefinallovelace: SECOND OF ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
ModernMajorMinkowski: isabel i love you but how could you possibly think that
thefinallovelace: THEY ALWAYS CALL EACH OTHER BABY AND SWEETHEART AND STUFF
thefinallovelace: AND EVERY TIME I COME OVER HERA IS IN EIFFELS LAP
hera214: OKAY? BITCH I HAVE LITERALLY KISSED YOU ON THE LIPS
thefinallovelace: THATS DIFFERENT!!
hera214: HOW IS IT DIFFERENT
thefinallovelace: IDK IT JUST IS! YOU ALWAYS ACT LIKE YOURE IN LOVE OR SOMETHING
reaper_man: do you like not have friends or
hera214: THAT’S JUST BECAUSE I’VE KNOWN THIS CUNT FOR 7 YEARS
hera214: your gaydar is literally so bad
thefinallovelace: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
hera214: i have massive gay feelings for maxwell i thought everyone knew
reaper_man: i wish u would just date already so u would stfu
hera214: eat my ass ! i’m yearning
reaper_man: she was listening to fucking mitski yesterday im begging you to put her out of her misery
hera214: fuck off gayboy ur username is a mother mother song now shut up before i call u a slur
reaper_man: HELLO? CAN YOU DIE?
hera214: anyway this isnt about me! this is about lovelace honestly thinking i’m in a romantic relationship with doug fucking eiffel
thefinallovelace: WHATEVER. WHATEVER!
hera214: what do you think this is? who do you think i am??? you think i would date a man named DOUG?
ModernMajorMinkowski: this is so mean he’s not even here to defend himself
hera214: for the record i’ve kissed minkowski more than i’ve kissed eiffel
ModernMajorMinkowski: hera!!!!!!!!
reaper_man: stop talking about kissing it’s gross
hera214: okayyy homophobe
reaper_man: yesterday u said my outfit looked ‘fruity’
hera214: IT WAS A JOKE BECAUSE YOU HAD FRUITS ON YOUR SHIRT YOU DUMB IDIOT HOMO BABY
thefinallovelace: u guys kiss?
ModernMajorMinkowski: NO
hera214: :3
ModernMajorMinkowski: STOP SAYING THIS
ModernMajorMinkowski: goodnight kisses do not count
hera214: renée, i’m heartbroken
thefinallovelace: wow u don't give me goodnight kisses :/
ModernMajorMinkowski: JDKFJFJF@;$
-dougiefresh is online-
dougiefresh: why do i have so many notifications
hera214: hi sweetheart how was class
dougiefresh: it was cool!! i took a nap
hera214: good on u for getting some rest u were up late last night
dougiefresh: cause i didnt wanna miss ur stream baby
thefinallovelace: do you all see this shit? are you kidding me? literally HOW am i dumb
ModernMajorMinkowski: no one said ur dumb!
reaper_man: i think ur dumb
thefinallovelace: fuck u!!!