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It’s the first day of Shouto, Midoriya and Bakugou’s internship. Everything went alright so far, with the first day consisting of following Endeavor around and meeting Burnin and the other sidekicks. By the end of the day, the three heroes in training were looking forward to taking a rest from today’s training.
What they weren’t expecting, however, was to have to share a guest home that was property of Endeavor’s agency.
The small home was just 1 of many small homes that Endeavor owned on his agency. Endeavor called them “guest rooms,” but each one had a kitchen, a bathroom, and a bedroom. It was basically a small apartment.
The issue was, however, that there was just 1 bedroom, and 3 boys who were staying in this small room at night. Despite how many small homes Endeavor had, they were all apparently being used, which left the trio to share this temporary room. Since there was only 1 bed fit for 1 person, the three heroes decided to sleep on futons on the floor.
That’s where they are currently. Shouto and Midoriya were still setting up their futons, while Bakugou was already laying down on his, hands resting on the back of his head, looking unpleased about having to share a room.
“Oi Half-n-Half, isn’t your own house a lot bigger than this? Why are you staying here when you can just go home?” Bakugou grumbled, opening an eye to look up at Shouto.
Shouto finished setting up the futon and sat down. “It’s a long distance from here, and we need to be prepared for whenever Endeavor might call us for duty.”
Midoriya gasped, “You mean we might get called for duty while we’re sleeping?” He sat down on his futon after setting it up, settled in between Shouto and Bakugou.
Shouto shrugged, “Happened often when I interned with him last time. I don’t know how different it’ll be since it’s not just me here anymore.”
Bakugou let out an annoyed groan, “If he knew all 3 of us were going to intern, why the hell didn’t your old man prepare 3 separate places for us to stay?”
Midoriya put his hands up in defense, “Kacchan be nice, we should just be thankful that he even accepted us as his interns.”
Bakugou turned away from the two, muttering silently. “I don’t care that he’s interning us, he’s still a stick in the mud if you ask me.”
Midoriya panicked at Bakugou’s words, sending an apologetic look towards Shouto. Shouto shook him off, “That’s fine. He really is, that’s not a lie.”
“Oh. Well, I guess, he’s not one of my favorite heroes, if we’re being honest…” Midoriya replied, still sounding afraid of offending Shouto, which Shouto knew was not possible.
“Come on you damn nerd, you don’t have to sugarcoat it. We all know he’s an unwashed ass.” Bakugou said in his most exquisite vocabulary.
Midoriya chose to ignore the insult thrown at Endeavor and said, “I guess. I haven’t been around him much in person to know how he is, all I know is what I’ve heard or been told about him.”
Bakugou grunted, “He was really annoying at the remedial courses.”
Midoriya brightened up at that. “Oh! How were the remedial courses for you guys?”
Bakugou groaned loudly and Shouto grimaced.
Midoriya looked between the two boys in confusion. “Huh? What happened…”
Bakugou turned back around and sat up, facing Midoriya and Shouto. “Ugly snotty annoying ass kids happened.”
“Kids…?”
“We had to teach a troublesome class of children a lesson about behaving,” Shouto replied.
Bakugou rested his head on his hands, “I don’t even want to think about how annoying they were, fucking little brats.”
Midoriya chuckled, “That bad, huh?”
Shouto hummed, “They were uncontrollable at first. The kids wouldn’t listen to us, and they were unnecessarily rude. One of them kept playing with my first aid containers and called me ‘five wee-wees.’ I don’t even know what that means,” he shrugged.
Midoriya and Bakugou stared back, silent. Shouto blinked.
Bakugou was the first to break the silence with a loud, wheezy cackle, “Holy shit I forgot that happened!”
While Bakugou was laughing, Midoriya started chuckling, “Wait, Todoroki-kun. You don’t know…”
Shouto’s face remained unchanged. “I don’t know what he mea-”
“BWAHAHA!” Bakugou’s boisterous laugh interrupted him, “PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING.”
Shouto was confused. Somehow, the nickname the child called him was meant to be amusing since Bakugou was running out of oxygen from laughing.
“I understand what he was referring to by ‘wee-wees’, due to the shape of the containers, but… I only had four of them, not five.”
Bakugou and Midoriya gasped, looked at each other, and burst out laughing at the same time, Midoriya laughing just as hard as Bakugou this time.
“Todoroki-kun, no! That’s… that’s not... “ Midoriya couldn’t even finish his sentence with how hard he was laughing.
Shouto watched the two boys laugh, tears in their eyes as they just looked at each other, looked at Shouto’s confused face, and laughed harder.
“Oi, Deku, explain it to him!” Bakugou said, holding his stomach through his howls.
“No, I… I can’t… I can’t do that, you do it, Kacchan.” Midoriya said, slowly losing his breath.
“Well, someone has to. I think I deserve a right to know.” Shouto said, crossing his arms. He was slowly starting to get annoyed at his friends for not explaining what was funny to him.
“Okay, Kacchan let's breathe. He deserves to know.” Midoriya said, counting out loud so Bakugou could follow his breathing, which he did.
“Alright fine, whatever.” Bakugou said, both of them having calmed down, but Bakugou couldn’t control the snickers that still left his body as he thought of Shouto’s confused face.
Shouto was sitting there, on his futon, mouth contoured into a frown with his arms crossed over his chest. The perfect image of a pissed off teacher as he spoke, “Well?”
Midoriya cleared his throat. “So… you know what a… w-wee-wee is, right?” Bakugou giggled.
Shouto raised his eyebrow, “Yeah... “
“A-And like… your containers look like it… and you have four of them... “
“I got that part, yes.”
“Well, the fifth one… it’s.. you know..”
Shouto squinted his eyes at Midoriya, looking more and more pissed off.
Bakugou finally snapped, “The fifth one is the wee-wee in your pants, idiot!”
Midoriya couldn’t help the wheeze that left his body, falling into a full blown laugh. Bakugou, watching this, followed immediately after.
Shouto’s arms uncrossed and his eyes widened, finally understanding what everything meant. Bakugou was laying on his back, laughing loudly and holding his chest, while Midoriya was sitting on his futon, wiping his tears of laughter away. Shouto’s face relaxed, seeing the look of absolute bliss and amusement in his two friends.
Shouto layed down on the futon and pulled the covers over his head. “Shut up, go to sleep. I’m done with your immaturity,” Shouto grumbled, but despite that, he was smiling under the covers.
The two boys followed suit, their laughter slowly dying down as they got under their covers. “I’m sorry, Todoroki-kun. We’ll go to sleep now,” Midoriya claimed, getting comfortable.
The trio laid on their futons for a few minutes in silence, until it was calmly broken. “Todoroki-kun?”
“Yes, Midoriya?”
Midoriya bit his lip to keep from laughing. “Can I also call you Five Wee-Wees?”
Bakugou shrieked.
Shouto grabbed his pillow and slammed it down on Midoriya’s giggling face.