Brother love

by orphan_account

Summary:

Atsumu and Osamu are very close...

*Atsumu enters Osamus room*

Atsumu: "Let's have sex!"

 

Osamu: "Ok"

 

Atsumu: "Ok"

 

*Atsumu inpregnants Osamu*

 

Osamu: "Onii-chan, I'm pregnant"

 

Atsumu: "Abort it!"

 

Osamu: "It's my body, my desicion!"

 

Atsumu: "Ok"

 

*Osamu keeps the baby*

*Osamu is giving birth*

Osamu: "Aah"

 

Atsumu: "Babe"

 

Osamu: "Yes, Onii-chan?"

 

Atsumu: "I love you"

 

Osamu: *Dies*

 

Atsumu:  "Nooo, 'Samu!"

 

Osamu: *Comes back to live*

 

Atsumu: "Oh"

 

Osamu: "Hello"

 

Atsumu: "Let's keep the baby and have a family"

 

Osamu: "K"

 

*Atsumu, Osamu and their baby are a family now*

*Five years later*

Atsumu: "Let's sacrifice our baby to gods"

 

Osamu: "K"

 

*Sacrifices the baby to gods*

 

Atsumu: "..."

 

Osamu: "..."

 

Atsumu: "..."

 

Osamu: "what"

 

Atsumu: "I was joking"

 

Osamu: "..."

 

Osamu: "Nice"

 

*Sucks Atsumus dick*

Atsumu: "Ok"

 

Osamu: *Dies*

Atsumu: *Blushes hardly and dies*

 

The end

Notes:

Wow. That was a masterpiece. I shed a tear.