The Love Life of Those Two Idiots (as told to Natasha Romanov by Clint Barton and Phil Coulson at random intervals and from unreliable email accounts)

by forthosebelow

Summary:

Clint likes to think that Natasha and Phil care as much about Tony and Bruce's assumed relationship as he does.

Notes:

I purposefully did not use spell check when Clint is the one talking. I do not believe anything is too terribly misspelled or miss-punctuated to be readable but if it is, please let me know so that I can fix it. Thank you.

Chapter 1

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: i hate everyone

hi. this is clint. i forgot the password to my last account and i wish that I had a better excuse. so this is my new one. bruce is a giant dumbass and tony is actually a larger one. at least bruce can tell that he has feelings, like chest region feelings for tony. i think he can tell but maybe he cant. who knows.
tony is just… hes stupid. really really stupid. and I can say these things because I am his friend. and as his friend and bruces too they just need to get together. get it over with.
hope youre doing ok. Have fun in where ever the hell you are
Love ya