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“Wally!” shouted Dick into the air, “That’s not funny! Cut it out!”
“Wally?” asked Barbara
“Kid Flash,” said Dick, “This is his idea of a joke.”
“Aw, come on Dicky!” said Wally, appearing in front of the couple in a flash of yellow lightning, “Don’t go giving away my secret identity to your girl.”
“It was just your first name,” said Dick, rolling his eyes.
“You know I have access to more personal data than any spy agency,” said Barbara, “Between his first name, appearance, and residence in Central City I could probably figure out his identity in a matter of minutes.”
“See!?” said Wally, “Irresponsible, Dicky!”
“Call me ‘Dicky’ one more time and-”
Wally disappeared in a flash of yellow lightning. There was a loud ripping sound and Dick began to keel over and moan. Barbara looked and saw that his white briefs had been hiked up so far in the back that the elastic was hanging over his butt like a tail. Sparks of yellow electricity still danced around the waistband.
“Ooh,” winced Barbara, “Superspeed wedgie. That’s gotta smart.”
Dick groaned.
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- Part 11 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy