DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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"I can’t believe it," realized Robin, "She’s running circles around me!"
“Now,” smiled Harley as Robin once again weakly got to his knees, “Before I go…”
Robin’s eyes widened under his mask as he felt his utility belt get pulled back. His uniform consisted of a red spandex shirt and green spandex leggings, the latter of which had a utility belt sewn into the waistband. By pulling back his belt, Harley was looking directly down Robin’s pants.
“What are you-!?”
“Wedgie!”
Robin let out a squeal as he felt his briefs suddenly and aggressively assault his balls and ass crack. The underwear was cutting into him further and further, lifting him upward as Harley yanked the white fabric, tightly clutching the waistband in both of her fists. Robin’s face turned bright red. How had he let this happen!?
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- Part 1 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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Diana forced Donna to bend forward into the headlock, facing Diana. This gave Diana a clear shot at Donna’s butt from over her back. Diana reached down her sister’s jeans, grabbed sky blue fabric resting just below the belt, and yanked them toward Donna’s neck with Amazonian strength.
“Hoooooooooo!” squealed Donna, face contorted in pain.
Diana had stretched the cloud-patterned undies up to Donna’s head in a single yank, extending both leg holes up the young Amazon’s back and packing the fabric so tightly into Donna’s butt that it felt like it had cut into the skin between her butt cheeks.
“Nice one!” laughed Etta, “Stick with me, Diana. I’ll show you how to be a proper older sister!”
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- Part 2 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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Robin whipped a batarang at Ivy, but Harley cartwheeled in front of the attack and kicked the batarang right out of the air. Robin then noticed the roots protruding from the ground beneath him and leapt away. He wasn’t going to fall for that trick again. That’s when he felt two powerful roots latch onto him from under his shoulders and pull him back into the wall, pinning him there.
“Well,” sneered Ivy, “That was easy.”
“Oh! Oh!” smiled Harley, hopping in place and clapping her hands, “Give him a wedgie!”
“Oh, come on!” shouted Robin indignantly.
“A… wedgie?” said Ivy, turning to Ivy in confusion.
“Yeah,” said Harley, pantomiming the prank, “Just yank his undies up real high.”
“I know what a wedgie is,” said Ivy, “I just don’t get the appeal.”
“Come on,” insisted Harley, “It’ll be funny!”
“Alright, honey,” said Ivy, rolling her eyes, “For you.”
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- Part 3 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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“You know what it is about you that really pisses me off?” asked Silver Banshee as she stepped over Supergirl’s body, “It’s that you remind me of how weak and timid I used to be. Cute skirt.”
Silver Banshee punctuated her sentence by using her foot to kick up the back of Supergirl’s skirt, flipping it up onto Supergirl’s back and exposing her butt. Silver Banshee laughed as she saw the heroine’s butt still covered with the bottom of a leotard worn over her tights.
“A skirt, tights, AND a leotard, love?” she cackled, “Who is it exactly that you’re expecting to want to be down there anyway?”
Supergirl wearily tried to get up to her knees, but felt Silver Banshee grab the bottom of her leotard and yank upward. Supergirl bit her lip in pain as the nearly indestructible fabric crammed up into her butt, taking her tights and underwear with it.
“Nice knickers,” smirked Silver Banshee, having wedged the leotard far enough in that the yellow high-waisted briefs were clearly visible beneath it.
“Holy crap!” cried an onlooker, “That lady just gave Supergirl a wedgie!”
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- Part 4 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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“Come on, boy wonder,” Selina whispered, “We don’t have to fight.”
Robin just gritted his teeth. He didn’t know how to respond.
“I’d much rather we get along,” she sighed, leaning in close to his face.
Robin blushed again. There was an almost sweet smell coming off of her. He felt his spandex pants tighten as he grew hard. Soon he felt a rush of pleasure as Catwoman pulled him close and pressed her body against his.
“Batman doesn’t have to know,” she said softly into his ear.
Robin knew it was wrong, but the intense feeling of arousal and flattery caused him to briefly give pause. Catwoman’s lips were getting closer. Against his better judgment, Robin closed his eyes and opened his mouth to welcome the kiss.
Then Robin felt a jerk at his waist followed by his legs going cold. He looked down in shock and saw that Catwoman held his utility belt in her hands and his pants were around his ankles. He was hard enough that his erection was clearly visible through the tent that was his white briefs. Robin barely had time to process this embarrassment before Catwoman gave him a sharp shove to the ground and ran off.
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- Part 5 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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“Cut it out with that!” snapped Robin, “I don’t know if you know this, but you have a way of making people really, really crappy about themselves. The fact that I knew her real identity and that she didn’t know mine was just another thing making her feel powerless!”
“We can’t go risking our entire operation because of how one person feels!” yelled Batman, “You need to understand that.”
“Alright, then how about this?” said Robin, “She saved my life tonight. She fought alongside me on par with me. She found Walker’s base of operations as quickly as we did all by herself.”
“This was never a job interview,” growled Batman.
“My point is she is more capable than I am,” concluded Robin, “So if you really want to take a vigilante off the streets, it should be me!”
“Is that a fact?”
“Yup,” said Robin, “So what’s it going to be, Batman? You benching me or what?”
“I’m not going to entertain this.”
“I’m going to see her.”
“You will not.”
“Get out of my way, Bruce.”
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- Part 6 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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Wally knew just what to do. In the blink of an eye he grabbed the water bottle, raced off to the bathroom, mixed soap into it, found an inkjet printer, took the ink cartridge from inside. Then he returned to the lab where he placed the water exactly where he had taken it from. Then he broke open the cartridge and smeared it across the eyepiece of the ocular lens. Then Wally shut himself back into the closet as if he had never left.
Wally waited patiently in the closet until he heard the sound of Barry retching and spitting out his water. Wally raced out to see everything in slow motion again. Barry was halfway through spitting the soapy water out. There was a thick, black ring around his left eye.
Wally was delighted with himself, but he wasn’t done. Still moving at top speed, Wally rushed up behind Barry, threw his lab coat over his head, unbuckled his belt, and pulled his khakis down to his ankles to reveal his white boxers. Wally then backed up to get a better look as he took out his phone.
“Perfect,” he whispered to himself.
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- Part 7 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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“Harley’s gotten away from you four times in the past month, Dick.”
“It’s ‘Robin’ in the field,” grumbled Robin irritably, “and how’d you know that?”
“Bru- Batman had me go through every case file for the last year or so.”
“Great,” sighed Robin, knowing the embarrassing details of his failures were in those files as well.
“I think you need to have a conversation with him about boundaries,” said Batgirl, “Intentionally humiliating you in front of me should be out of the question.”
“Grr…”
“Okay, sorry,” said Batgirl, “We can talk about it another time.”
“Not that,” said Robin angrily, handing Batgirl the binoculars and pointing.
Batgirl followed his finger and looked at the target through the binoculars. She saw posters covering the side of a small building. The posters read “Robin can’t get it up” and featured a crude drawing of Robin with a drooping penis between his legs.
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- Part 8 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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Supergirl & Batgirl: World's Finest Feud by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Supergirl (TV 2015)
25 Nov 2020
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“Supergirl!” cried Batgirl, running up to Supergirl’s body, “I’m so sorry, are you-?”
“He got away!” yelled Supergirl as she got to her knees, “Again! Because of you!”
“Me?” said Batgirl incredulously, “You’re the one that supercharged him with that heat ray!”
Supergirl didn’t respond. She rose off the ground and grabbed Batgirl by the collar of her suit. Supergirl quickly readjusted her grip to be holding Batgirl up from behind. Batgirl struggled to break free, but Supergirl already had one hand on her utility belt.
“Hey!” protested Batgirl, “What are you doing!?”
“You think pantsing me is so funny?” said Supergirl, “Well how about THIS?”
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- Part 9 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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“None of you are to act independently on a serious threat again,” ordered Batman, “You are to report the threat to us directly. And you are certainly not allowed to team up behind our backs. Is that understood?”
The young heroes looked to one another in longing. Moments ago they were a proud superhero team that saved the day. Now they all felt like a bunch of kids caught sneaking out after dark.
“Kid Flash,” ordered Flash, “Get back to Central City. We’ll talk about this later.”
Kid Flash nodded and disappeared in a burst of yellow lightning. Flash did the same a moment later.
“Come on, Donna,” beckoned Wonder Woman somberly, “Let’s go.”
The two Amazons walked off together. Supergirl slowly drifted to a frowning Superman before the two flew away. Speedy meekly walked up to Green Arrow and Black Canary, nervously twirling his thumbs. Martian Manhunter knelt beside Amazo, lifted it up, and flew off with the body.
All of the Justice League had left except for Batman, who continued to stare daggers into Robin.
“I thought I was helping,” offered Robin quietly.
“I’ll decide when it’s time for you to help,” said Batman, “You aren’t ready to make that call.”
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- Part 10 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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“Wally!” shouted Dick into the air, “That’s not funny! Cut it out!”
“Wally?” asked Barbara
“Kid Flash,” said Dick, “This is his idea of a joke.”
“Aw, come on Dicky!” said Wally, appearing in front of the couple in a flash of yellow lightning, “Don’t go giving away my secret identity to your girl.”
“It was just your first name,” said Dick, rolling his eyes.
“You know I have access to more personal data than any spy agency,” said Barbara, “Between his first name, appearance, and residence in Central City I could probably figure out his identity in a matter of minutes.”
“See!?” said Wally, “Irresponsible, Dicky!”
“Call me ‘Dicky’ one more time and-”
Wally disappeared in a flash of yellow lightning. There was a loud ripping sound and Dick began to keel over and moan. Barbara looked and saw that his white briefs had been hiked up so far in the back that the elastic was hanging over his butt like a tail. Sparks of yellow electricity still danced around the waistband.
“Ooh,” winced Barbara, “Superspeed wedgie. That’s gotta smart.”
Dick groaned.
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- Part 11 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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Wonder Woman & Black Canary: Night on Paradise Island by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types
07 Apr 2021
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The Amazons would catch up in a matter of seconds, but Black Canary refused to let that dissuade her. She leapt onto the fence and clambered up the side of it with both hands and feet. She heard the sound of clanking metal terrifyingly close behind her just as she reached the top of the fence. Her chances of getting away were slim, but maybe if she made it over this fence-
RRRIIIPPP!
“Oooooh….” moaned Black Canary.
Black Canary had made it over the fence, but her boots never reached the ground. Instead the back of her utility belt had snagged atop the spokes of the fence. What was more, the belt was run through the belt loops of Black Canary’s black leather shorts. As a result, the belt ended up catching her in the air by shoving that leather up her butt, taking her fishnets and underwear along with it.
“Leather wedgie…” groaned Black Canary, “What a way to go…”
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- Part 12 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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“Aw,” frowned Bat-Mite, “Robin! That’s so mean! And after all the trouble I went through to bring you this.”
Bat-Mite produced a large present wrapped in pink wrapping paper with a big red bow.
“I don’t want your stupid present!”
Bat-Mite’s lower lip trembled as his eyes welled with tears. He tilted his head back and let out a loud wail as he sobbed and sobbed.
“Was that really necessary?” Donna asked Dick angrily.
“Yeah,” said Wally, “What’d this guy do to you?”
“I’m telling you, he can’t be trusted.”
“Here, Bat-Mite,” smiled Donna as she approached the small man, “I’ll give the present to him later when he calms down.”
“You will!?!” beamed Bat-Mite, ceasing his crying in an instant.
“Donna…” cautioned Dick.
“We can fight him later if we must,” said Donna as Bat-Mite handed her the present, “but let’s not let paranoia ruin our hospitality.”
“Um, Donna?” chimed in Kara, “I think the present is… hissing.”
“Oh!” said Bat-Mite cheerily, “That’s just because it’s a bomb.”
BOOM!
“DONNA!” cried the other Titans.
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- Part 13 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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Wonder Woman: The Woeful Tail of Barbara Minerva by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Wonder Woman - All Media Types
21 Apr 2021
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Barbara stormed out of the room. She couldn’t believe it. Her whole life’s work debunked just like that. It was the sum total of every ounce of effort Barbara had put into her career and studies and Diana brushed it off as an insult. Everything Barbara had worked toward was simply wrong.
She’d be laughed out of the field for this. Anthropologists focusing on the mystic were already treated with skepticism, but to be openly debunked and practically laughed at by a member of the very culture one was researching was career ending. All of her references had been earned by this work. All of her jobs had been focused on this exact theory. A.R.G.U.S. wouldn’t have any use for her anymore; soon Barbara would be without a job and unable to get one.
Then she remembered the knife.
That knife was HERS. She had fought so hard and been through so much pain for that relic, she deserved it. She had earned it. It wasn’t like she had much to lose by stealing it. A lifetime in prison would provide her the same amount of opportunities as life as a professional laughing stock. Barbara’s mind was made up. Kicking off her heels, she ran all the way to the truck where they were storing the knife.
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- Part 14 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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Batman was standing directly in front of Robin when he looked up.
“That is unnecessary,” said Robin, “and for the record: creepy.”
“I see Jump City hasn’t changed your sense of humor,” said Batman.
Batman and Robin were standing on one of the cliffs in the batcave, one near the waterfall Robin had climbed through to get here. The exit into the mansion was a distance away, barely visible in the dim lighting of the place.
Robin sighed. It had been a few months now. Dick had left the mansion unannounced, leaving behind only a note to join the newly formed Titans. Robin didn’t really know what to say. Bruce was the one who had reached out to him, specifying that they meet in the batcave.
“So what is it?” asked Robin, “What’s so important that you needed to tell me here?”
“You need to return that suit,” said Batman.
“Something wrong with it?” asked Robin in concern.
“I don’t want you wearing it anymore.”
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- Part 15 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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Legends of Tomorrow: Poking the Wild Side by d0d0bird
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
05 May 2021
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“Hi there delivery girl,” said Charlie.
“Hi Charlie,” responded Mona meekly.
“What do you have there?”
“Just a new book.”
“Can I see it?”
“No, I- Charlie!”
Charlie had rushed past Mona and snagged the book off the ground. Ze opened to a random page in the middle of the book.
“Oh Mona!" smiled Charlie widely, “How tantalizing! How bawdy!”
“Give that back,” insisted Mona, grabbing at the book.
“Hey now,” said Charlie, stepping back and pulling the book away from her, “I haven’t finished reading, now have I?”
“That’s not funny!” insisted Mona, jumping for the book but unable to reach it, “Charlie!”
Charlie grinned. It was working. Mona was getting more and more irritated. She would transform any second now.
“What’s going on here?” demanded Sara as she rounded the corner.
“Charlie stole my book and ze won’t give it back!” whined Mona.
“...Charlie?” said Sara.
Charlie sighed and rolled zyr eyes, tossing the book back to Mona.
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- Part 16 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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“It wouldn’t be a slumber party without a pillow fight!” declared Donna.
“Then you might want to pick on someone your own size,” grinned Kara.
Kara disappeared and then reappeared behind Donna in an instant, pillow in hand. Donna barely had time to turn around before Kara wound back and swung the pillow into Donna with her massive strength. The blow shattered the pillow into a cloud of feathers and sent Donna careening across the room and into the metal door, which crumpled and fell from the doorway upon impact, leaving Donna lying on the busted door out in the hallway.
“Whoops,” said Kara, lifting a hand to her mouth in surprise.
Donna didn’t waste any time responding. She launched herself from the ground directly at Kara, tackling her off the bed and to the ground. Soon Kara had forced Donna face down on the floor and kept her pinned there by resting a knee on her. She flipped up the back of Donna’s shirt and grabbed a hold of the purple boyshorts.
“Oh no…” realized Donna quietly.
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- Part 17 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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Constantine: A Damned Man by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Constantine (Comic), Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (TV)
20 May 2021
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“These bids are pitiful,” he said, “Let us remember who we’re auctioning here. The great John Constantine!”
The soul coin began to shine. John bit down on the gag and screamed as an overwhelming pain flooded his head and chest, relentlessly crushing, burning, and stinging every nerve as it spread throughout his body. His jaw ached beyond measure from the pressure as he bit down on the gag. His posture weakened as he began to keel over in pain. He fought against it, unwilling to degrade himself to his enemies.
“Yours to command as you like,” smiled Neron, “Yours to command to BOW DOWN!”
John’s voice began to burn from the strain of screaming, but he couldn’t contain it. The pain was unbearable now. It felt like his very soul was ripping apart his body from the inside. There was no respite of death to wait for. There was no hope of this agony ending unless he conceded to Neron’s demands. Though John still consciously despised the idea, he found his body naturally conforming to bowing down onto all fours as Neron commanded. The audience applauded.
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- Part 18 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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“Like I’d take advice from you,” hissed Batgirl, wiping some blood off her lip.
“Whyever not?” asked Catwoman, feigning innocence.
“Because you’re a criminal!” yelled Batgirl, jumping to her feet and punching at Catwoman as she dodged.
“You’re a thief!” continued Batgirl, swinging and missing with every word, “You’re selfish! You’re impulsive! And you have no right to be here! Hey!”
Catwoman had swiftly grabbed ahold of Batgirl’s cape and pulled it up and down over Batgirl’s face. While the heroine struggled to get out of the predicament, Catwoman used her opportunity to brace one hand against Batgirl’s back while using the other to grab the back of her utility belt. Catwoman gave it a small tug and was happy to see that the belt was indeed clipped into Batgirl’s pants. Catwoman yanked the utility belt up toward Batgirl’s neck.
“YEOW!” yelped Batgirl as spandex raced up into her butt.
“And YOU'RE a huge nerd,” chuckled Catwoman.
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- Part 19 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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Supergirl: Sticks and Stones and Shocks by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Supergirl (Comics), Supergirl (TV 2015)
02 Jun 2021
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“Hello everyone and welcome to The Livewire with Leslie Willis, where caution is advised! Today I have a very special guest with me, someone who I recently discussed a great deal on this podcast, Supergirl!”
“Thank you for having me,” said Supergirl gently.
“So where should I start?” asked Leslie, “The makeup or the trembling knee?”
Supergirl clutched her right knee, only realizing just then that it had indeed been trembling. Then she found herself reaching for her face.
“My makeup?” she asked without thinking.
“Well I assume that’s blush,” said Leslie, “otherwise you’ve managed to get some nasty sunburn that makes you look like a denizen of Candyland.”
“I- That’s uncalled for!” huffed Supergirl.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” sneered Leslie, “Did I hurt your feelings?”
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- Part 20 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy