can't forget your style (or your cynicism)

by reamuntada

Summary:

[15:47] ok so i was thinkin b4 rite
[15:47] wud u rather cut off ur foot
[15:48] or be a madrid fan

[15:48] Excuse me?

Notes:

Hey! This is the first time I've written anything like this, so sorry for any mistakes or whatever, I've not really slept and it's not been read over or anything. Comments would be really really appreciated because i don't really know whether to continue it (but also in general they'd be appreciated:D).

Title is from Homesick at Space Camp by Fall Out Boy

Chapter 1

[15:47] ok so i was thinkin b4 rite
[15:47] wud u rather cut off ur foot
[15:48] or be a madrid fan

[15:48] Excuse me?

[15:48] bc if u cut off ur foot then u only have 1
[15:49] nd thatd be rly weird

[15:49] Who is this?

[15:50] bt if u didnt
[15:50] ud hav 2 be a madrid fan lmao
[15:50] its cesc u asshole
[15:51] geri ive litrly been ur bst friend since we were like 3
[15:51] how do u nt kno my numbr??? >:( >:(

[15:52] ...I think you have the wrong number.
[15:52] This isn't Geri, sorry.

[15:53] oh omg im srry
[15:54] shit i just checkd nd i typd it in wrng
[15:54] it was close tho :):):)
[15:55] It's okay, don't worry about it.

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[20:19] u nvr anserd my q tho

[20:24] What?

[20:25] cut off ur foot or be madrid fan????

[20:27] Oh

[20:28] soooooo????????

[20:30] What?

[20:30] wHICH 1???
[20:31] SORRY I HIT CAPS
[20:31] NO I CNT MAKE IT STOP
[20:31] fixd it :D:D:D
[20:32] ok which 1 thn??

[20:34] That's easy, be a Madrid fan.

[20:35] OMG RLY??
[20:35] WHY THO???
[20:36] who wud do tht 2 thmslvs
[20:36] do u hv xtra nice feet or smthn????

[20:37] What? No
[20:37] I'm a Madrid fan.

[20:37] bc y els wud any1 put thmslf thru tht??
[20:38] wait
[20:38] R U SRS??

[20:39] Yes

[20:39] WEL
[20:39] i guess i cn 4gve u

[20:40] ...really? How nice of you.

[20:40] I KNO
[20:42] WAIT
[20:42] THAT WAS SARCSTC
[20:42] WSNT IT??
[20:43] cm bckkkkk
[20:43] plssss
[20:45] iv gt puppydog eyes rn
[20:45] i kno u cnt c thm bt its qt nd sad i swear
[20:46] :(:(:(

[20:47] Can you actually spell anything at all?

[20:48] YEA I KNW UD BE BCK
[20:48] NO1 CN RESIST PUPPYDOG EYES
[20:49] nd lbr u lv the spellin

[20:50] It's actually nearly impossible to understand.
[20:51] It's not even text speak, you just miss out vowels mostly.

[20:52] sht up it ttlly wrks
[20:52] u md me sad nd i dnt evn kno ur name
[20:53] thts rude tbh
[20:53] :(:(:(

[20:54] Oh sorry.

[20:54] its ok :D :D

[20:54] wht is it tho???

[20:55] What?

[20:55] ur name
[20:55] im cesc btw

[20:56] Oh right

[20:56] i thnk i sed tht b4 tho

[20:57] Yeah, you did.
[20:58] I'm Iker.

[20:59] :):):)