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Ben: *turns into a Revonnahgander*
Rook: Please do not use contractions in this form.
Ben: Okay, I won’t.
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Kevin: Can I hit you with my car?
Ben: Why?
Kevin: I don’t know. I’ve just always wanted to.
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Ben: Are you okay? You’ve been staring at that glass for like five minutes.
Rook, not looking up: I am resisting the urge to push it off the table.
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Zed: *falls out of the ceiling panels*
Gwen: How did you even get up there?
Kevin, in the ceiling: We were trying to surprise you.
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Ben 23: *portals in*
Ben Prime: Hey-
Ben 23: *grabs Rook* I’m taking this.
Ben Prime: Wha- Hey! I need that!
Mad Ben, walking in: You can have mine.
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Ben 10K: I’m now a mother and a father. I will be unstoppable.
Kai, holding newborn Kenny: Excuse me what
Ben 10K, vibrating excitedly: I can feel my dad powers coming in!
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Dr. Hokestar: Looking to spice up your life with a furry friend but you’re not sure if you can handle the responsibility? Well, I have the companion for you! Watch my little assistant here as he shows you what he’s capable of. But be careful. I warn you, they are very wiggly and they can-
Ben: Are those magic worms?
Dr. Hokestar: No.
Kevin: If they are, we’ll take your entire stock.
Dr. Hokestar: Sold.
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Mr. Baumann: Here, sign this.
Ben: I didn’t order a package.
Mr. Baumann: *sighs* I know. Sheelane wants to adopt you.
Ben:
Mr. Baumann: Not me, just her.
Ben: *signs the paper*
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Rook: I do not understand Sumo Slammers.
Kevin: Me neither.
Ben: What are you talking about? You love Sumo Slammers!
Kevin: No, I don’t.
Ben: It was the first thing we bonded over!
Kevin: Dude, don’t make me look lame in front of the cool guy.
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Rook: What is Ben doing?
Blukic: He’s making us a smoothie!
Rook: *watching Rath pound a banana into a blender* As an Appoplexian?
Driba: It’s funnier this way.
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Magister Patelliday: You’re not big enough to use this equipment, Jerry.
Jerry: *fluffs up mustache* How about now?
Magister Patelliday:
Magister Patelliday: *pulls out tape measure*
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Ben: Do you guys eat muroids on Revonnah?
Rook, horrified: Of course not!
Ben: Alright. Chill. I was just asking.
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Max: I hope you have an explanation for th-
Rook: We have several prepared.
Ben: I’m just going to start spitballing here. Tell me when something starts making sense.
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Ben 10K: Rook, we have an emergency.
Magistratus Rook: What do you need? Soldiers? Weapons?
Ben 10K: idk like a really good microwave?
Magistratus Rook:
Ben 10K: Kai told me to take the chicken out of the freezer four hours ago and she’s going to be home in ten minutes.
Magistratus Rook: Ben…
Ben 10K: And don’t tell me this isn’t an emergency! It definitely is!
Magistratus Rook: I was going to say turn into Heatblast and walk in circles around it so it defrosts evenly.
Ben 10K: Oh! Oh, that’s really smart. Okay, I’m going to go do that ily bye
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Ben: My phone cracked.
Rook: During a fight?
Ben: No, I lost my connection during a Sumo Slammers rerun marathon and I climbed up on the roof since that’s what they do on TV and then I dropped it.
Rook:
Ben: This is the second time this has happened actually...