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“Remus could you please get down from there?” Logan asked. “Noooooppppppeeeee” Remus yells, while hanging from the ceiling fan. Which was currently on. Spinning at top speed.
“Roman can you please get back to your spot?”
Roman freezes from where he is lunging for the fan switch. “Errr this isn’t Roman, this is Janus”
“Wow roman that was such a convincing lie” Janus drawls from where he is draped across the couch. Janus then stretched his arm out across the room. Reaching for the switch next to roman.
Roman swatted his hand away from the switch. Thomas continued to aggressively ignore their shenanigans while also death glaring Remus.
Virgil at some point had slipped around to the other side of the bench and was reaching around towards the fan switch. Accidentally knocking Roman’s hand away from the switch in the process before having his attempt thwarted by Remus’s hand. You may be wondering if Remus was hanging from his knees from the fan then how did he prevent Virgil from turning the fan off on the other side of the room. The thing was that Remus was also attempting to turn off the fan and had stretched his arm out all the way across the room and a little bit more, given that it kept getting caught in the fan.
They continued in this vain, Roman trying to turn off the light, getting thoughted by one of the others, saying he was one of the other sides, the side in question calling him out on his lies and making their own attempt at the switch. Which was then stopped by accident by one of the other sides. The fan still hadn’t been turned off, eventually Logan joined in the shenanigans, if only because Remus was being a health and safety hazard. Logan also didn’t succeed in turning off the fan and was getting visibly frustrated despite all his insistence that he did feel emotion at the fact that he hadn’t succeeded at turning the fan off.
Nico walked into the room, right though Roman. “Thomas, why are you glaring at the fan? Also why is the fan on in the first place?” turned the fan off and left the room.
Remus fell to the floor.