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[ Friday, 18:32 ]
Jasmine Fenton added Daniel Fenton , Nathan Lester , Paulina Sanchez , Dash Baxter , and 11 others.
Jasmine Fenton has renamed this group “Class Group Chat”
jazzhands: Hey, everyone! Good evening! Mr. Lancer asked for my tech help to create the classroom group chats. He said it would be a good bonding experience, so here we are. Use this to share information and ask questions on homework!
toofine: tech help? why didn’t he ask me
jazzhands: He doesn’t trust you, Tucker.
toofine: oh yeah for real
100yarddash: a class groupchat? seriouslyw
barbiegirl: a group with everyone? like, EVERYONE everyone?
barbiegirl: Perfect gossip territory ;)
nottodday: wow I feel threatened
barbiegirl: this could be interesting <3
batwoman: oh this WILL be VERY interesting
ashestoashes: oh a groupchat!! hi guys
ashestoashes: better put it to use then!! does anyone know how to answer question 4 in the math worksheet
starlight: i’ll help u with it!! cheer practice just ended, are you still in school? go by room 21
ashestoashes: yeah!! volleyball just ended too. omg thank u so much star, actual life-saver
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[ Saturday, 06:09 ]
tiffanieandco: wait goth gal
tiffanieandco: wdym this WILL be VERY interesting
tiffanieandco: why do you sound so confident
queenbree: should we be worried
batwoman: wow not even a good morning?
queenbree: figured that’s too cheerful for you
batwoman: ur right
batwoman: but yes. yep. you SHOULd be worried.
toofine: bless clockwork he’s still not back on his phone
nottodday: what’s the weirdo trio up to now
nottodday: wtf is a clockwork
sinnamonroll: oh, a class groupchat!!
sinnamonroll: I think it’s a nice idea! way to go jazz :>
jazzhands: Thank you, Kwan! I’ll stick around to supervise you guys.
jazzhands: and I agree with Sam. As much as I trust you all, I do not trust my brother. This WILL be VERY interesting.
100yarddash: wait you guys worried about fenturd?? like actually? he’s FENTON
100yarddash: have yall ever even met him
starlight: I don’t think danny could make this groupchat any worse than it already is
toofine: you’d be surprised
jazzhands: Hey Dash, don’t insult Danny! He’s a lot bolder than you know. And I thought you were done with bullying?
jazzhands: I’m a Fenton too. Know your place.
mikerophone: oh damn she killed him
batwoman: YES GIRLBOSS SLAYYY
batwoman: jazz should go apeshit more often
queenbree: oh my zone?? jazz??
nottodday: wow dash just died. sorry guys we’re hosting a funeral on sunday
sinnamonroll: I’ll bring flowers! :D
toofine: sorry can’t go already going to a funeral party on sunday
nateural: what
toofine: what
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[ Saturday, 11:43 ]
100yarddash: sooooorry jazz
100yarddash: and for the record, we ARE done with bullying. fuck freshman year me
100yarddash: am jst surprised really?? like it’s DANNY who sleeps in class all day and vanishes half the time
100yarddash: how bad could it be
batwoman: oh no you jinxed it
jazzhands: It’s alright, Dash. I’m proud of you for apologizing (for once! That’s progress!)
ashestoashes: she’s the class mom now
jazzhands: class mom??
sinnamonroll: class mom!!
batwoman: to be fair jazz youve been class mom for a WHILE now
batwoman: people just didn’t know lol
kylogram: I just picked up my phone during work and there’s already a dumpster fire
girlinred: class group chat? oh wow
girlinred: thank the ancients danny isn’t here yet
nottodday: you too???
jazzhands: I have to go, but please do let me know if anything happens!
mikerophone: bye jazz!
toofine: oh no
toofine: OH NO
toofine: SHE’S GONE
nateural: I’m worried now
toofine: WE’RE DOOMED
barbiegirl: Aren’t you three taking this WAY too far?
barbiegirl: Like, it was funny at first but
barbiegirl: im with dash, no way fenton could be THIS bad
batwoman: danny texting and danny irl are VERY different
tiffanieandco: I mean, they’re all prob in groups with danny. if anyone would know, it’s them
girlinred: me? trusting danny in any way? LESS likely than you think
kylogram: where even is he anyway
queenbree: yeah what’s with the suspense?
girlinred: I don’t think he’s back home yet
queenbree: back home? he could just be asleep still
girlinred: yeah, no. danny doesn’t “sleep” he's awake
toofine: he asked me to fix his phone. I left it in his room earlier today, so he's def still not home
toofine: he shattered the screen after he dropped it
100yarddash: oh of course he did that clumsy mf
100yarddash: or. at least he was clumsy?? now he's like. semi buff
sinnamonroll: oh yeah last year? what happened with that
batwoman: that’s nunya bizzness
sinnamonroll: smooth
nateural: oof that’s an old one
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[ Saturday, 15:29 ]
batwoman: wait shit
batwoman: hes coming hes texting me
girlinred: oh ancients I do NOT want to be here to deal with this
starlight: you guys hyped this up so much
starlight: it better be good
mikerophone: ooooh I’m intrigued
toofine: I assure you it will NOT be good
sinnamonroll: oh he’s here
barbiegirl: oh no
localcryptid: HI WELCOME TO CHILIS