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1:14 PM
Isagi Yoichi has added 15 others.
Isagi Yoichi: Hey guys, decided to make a group chat so we can all discuss football :)
Bachira Meguruu: Hiiii Isagi :DD
Isagi Yoichi: 💞
Chigiri Hyouma: ew, gay people
Isagi Yoichi: Chigiri aren't you???
Chigiri Hyouma: who said that? not me? okay then.
Bachira Meguruu: literally saw you kissing Kunigami (づ ￣ ³￣)づ
Chigiri Hyouma: I knew you were schizophrenic but wow!!
Mikage Reo: Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
Chigiri Hyouma: you know it bestie ☺️
Mikage Reo: Literally never say that again.
Chigiri Hyouma: no need for a period goddamn
Isagi Yoichi: He's not schizophrenic, at least I don't think he is... anyways, this is mostly for discussing football, so let's stick to that, okay?
Bachira Meguruu: Okayy (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Mikage Reo: Dick rider
Isagi Yoichi: Reo I know you ain't talkin
Chigiri Hyouma: LMFAOOO REO
Bachira Meguruu: The only bigger dick rider than you is Ness and that's not a good look 😋
Mikage Reo: I'm not a dick rider.
Chigiri Hyouma: sure you aren't
Chigiri Hyouma: mikage "I wanna make nagi the best striker" reo
Mikage Reo: Unrelated.
Isagi has changed the names of 15 others.
Isagi: That looks better i think
Isagi: Also what'd i just say? Only football
Chigiri: crazy how reo went silent immediately 💀
Bachira: we gotta stick to football discussion okay :((
Isagi: Thank you Bachira
Bachira: ride or die 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Chigiri: ride his dick or die you mean?
Bachira: either one works, we can switch it (＾▽＾)
Chigiri: WOAAH WHAT
Reo: WHAT
Isagi: ...Bachira
Bachira: what, i thought you liked my dick :((
Chigiri: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH I'M GOING TO SLEEP
Reo: Giri it's like 4 pm???
Chigiri: can't sleep at 4? skill issue
Reo: :/
Barou: SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY PHONE HAS BEEN PINGING NONSTOP.
Nagi: turn off notifs dumbass
Barou: WHAT ABOUT YOU STICK TO THE DISCUSSION OF FOOTBALL? YOU FUCKING DONKEY.
Nagi: :x
Chigiri: :x
Bachira: what did you wanna discuss Yocchan?
Reo: Yocchan? That's kinda cute actually
Chigiri: you never heard him say that???
Reo: When have I ever been around Isagi and Bachira enough to hear that???
Isagi: Due to an issue (he didn't tell me what it was) Ego had given us a couple weeks to practice. Our next match won't be in a while
Bachira: YAYYY SLICE OF LIFE ARC (≧▽≦)
Kurona: no bitches?
Kurona: sorry autocorrect
Kurona: no matches?
Chigiri: how many times have you said 'no bitches?' for it to autocorrect to that??
Kurona: mb
Isagi: Yeaaaah he kinda left us to our own devices
Nagi: do we have to practice
Isagi: I guess not? It'd probably be way better if we did tho
Nagi: ugh
Niko: uh, are we still being streamed?
Isagi: I'm pretty sure, yeah
Bachira: NOOOOOO
Bachira: THEY'VE SEEN
Chigiri: wtf seen what???
Bachira: IT'S A SECRET
Isagi: Oh no
Isagi: What is it??
Bachira: SORRY YOCCHAN IT'S A SECREEET
Isagi: ...okay then
Rin: Shut up.
Bachira: sorry Rin-rin 😋
Rin: Don't call me that.
Bachira: (╹◡◠)
Isagi: ANYWAYS
Isagi: We can talk about new plays and practice meet ups!
Bachira: can we practice rn?? just me and you (⋆ˆ ³ ˆ)♥
Isagi: That's okay with me!
Isagi: See you guys later then! Remember to stick to football please....
Chigiri: we definitely won't remember that ☺️💞
Kurona: 🗣️🔥
Reo: Crazy how you just — didn't go to sleep Chigiri
Chigiri: crazy how nagi just — left you in the second selection reo
Kurona: what the hell 💀
Nagi: i didnt :x
Reo: Crazy how Kunigami doesn't acknowledge your existence Chigiri
Kurona: dayummm that's crazy
Chigiri: crazy how i heard you moaning nagi's name last night reo
Kurona: 🤯
Karasu: WOAH WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS
Rin: Pathetic.
Nagi: ?
Nagi: rlly?
Reo: NO
Reo: NO I WASN'T
Reo: SLANDER. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?
Reo: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Reo: I'M SORRY NAGI
Reo: I DIDN'T MEAN TO
Kurona: the 5 stages of grief 😭
Nagi: idrc
Nagi: come over here reo
Chigiri: oh
Kurona: gl lol
Reo: Ugdjjdh I'm gonna kill you Chigiri
Chigiri: kill me after kunigami talks to me again 😒