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PPKM:Against the world

Summary:

Oneshots centered around PPKM

Chapter 1: Late night thoughts-middle of class convos

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[<--- Frenchmen <333]

 

Friday, Oct 27th

 

Akarpha Male: 

Hey hey hey

[4:23 A.M]

 

Akarpha Male:

Bestie

I'm begging you to reply I feel sorta pathetic rn

Right in the feels

guess you don't love me

fuck you

wait no

pls forgib me OwO

[10:08 A.M]

Frenchmen <333:

If you want me to reply to you, I strongly advise not messaging past your bedtime. Children like you need to rest so they grow big and strong.

[10:09 A.M]

Akarpha Male:

😥

babe...

ur so mean....

crying actual tears rn

if i'm a child thne we cant date :(((

[10:09 A.M]

then*

[10:10 A.M]

 

Frenchmen <333 is typing....

Frenchman <333 is typing....

 

Frenchmen <333:

We would never be able to date on account of the fact that you are self centered, annoying, a girl, and a moron.

We are truly incompatible, it would never work, a shame really.

[10:14 A.M]

Akarpha Male:

LE GASP

[10:14 A.M]

was....

was that sarcasm?

I'm so proud

[ 10:15 A.M]

my baby is all grown up :,)

brings a tear to my eye

[10:16 A.M]

 

Frenchmen <333:

I am older than you.

[10:16 A.M]

Akarha Male:

semantics lololol

[10:17 A.M]

Frenchman <333:

One day I will kill you, it will be a day I can finally rejoice.

[10:17 A.M]

Akarpha Male:

I'M CRYING

look at what you did

you made me cry

I AM ACTIVELY SOBBING

[10:18 A.M]

Frenchmen <333:

Baby.

[10:18 A.M]

Akarpha Male:

awweee you're so sweet

🥰🥰🥰🥰

[10:19 A.M]

Frenchmen <333:

I am not call you baby, I am calling you baby.

This is an insult.

[10:20 A.M]

Akarpha Male:

can't let me have one thing huh?

[10:20 A.M]

Frenchmen <333:

No, I can’t.

[10:21 A.M]

Akarpha Male:

😥😔

[10:21 A.M]

Frenchmen <333:

Pay attention to your class, I refuse to get in trouble because of you you.

[10:22 A.M]

Akarpha Male:

youre secretly inlove w/ me

dw baby i won't tell 💋

[10:22 A.M]

OH SHIT SHE JS STARED AT ME

OKAY NO ALR THIS DINOSAUR ASS TEACHER HAS MURDER IN HER EYES

PRAY FOR ME SHAWTY

[10:23 A.M]

Frenchmen <333: 

I would love to, however, I don't care.

[10:24 A.M]