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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
Jaehyun Fanart: Can you retweet my fanart
zh: why
Jaehyun Fanart: Support small businesses
zh: ????
zh: you are not a mf small business
Jaehyun Fanart: Yes i am
zh: NOPE
Jaehyun Fanart: I have 2 followers and they’re both bots
Jaehyun Fanart: Seems Pretty small to me, no?
zh: that wasn’t the concern i had
zh: it’s the business part
Jaehyun Fanart: Okay, how about this:
Jaehyun Fanart: I’m trying to draw Jaehyun fanart
Jaehyun Fanart: Would you be able to retweet it for me?
Jaehyun Fanart: There, was that better?
zh: hmm
zh: yeah a little
zh: ok i’ll check it out
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Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Drawn for Jaehyun's birthday
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@updatehyunpriv: IMF CKKING PISSING MY PANTS
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@updatehyunpriv: MY FUCKLIFDNG LUNGS ARE GOONA BURST IOPF,GGG
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@updatehyunpriv: I CAN TB BREAHTI
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@yonghyun127: what is it?
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@updatehyunpriv: THIS FANART
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@updatehyunpriv: THIDHFSD HOLD ON
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@updatehyunpriv: IMG_PNG
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@yonghyun127: UR FUKCING LYINGGGG
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@updatehyunpriv: OMF GI CN SDJFHDJ
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@yonghyun127: SO MUCH TO UNPACT HERE
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@updatehyunpriv: THE STICKER NECKLACE THE FUCKING SIGNATURE TAKING UP HALF HIS FACE?
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@yonghyun127: THE GREEN RADIATION IS MY FAVORIET PART
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@yonghyun127: ITS NOT EVEN JAEHYUNS BIRTHDAY
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@yonghyun127: WHO MADE THIS
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@updatehyunpriv: SOME GUY DMED ME
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@yonghyun127: JDFHKSDFJKSDF
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@updatehyunpriv: okokok
PRIVATE MESSAGES:
Jaehyun Fanart: How was it?
zh: oh so
zh: i have some concerns
Jaehyun Fanart: Let’s hear them
zh: first of all
zh: how long did this take you
Jaehyun Fanart: Hmm 12 minutes
zh: YEAH I CAN TELL
Jaehyun Fanart: Wow ok.
Jaehyun Fanart: :/
zh: ok i’m sorry but
zh: dude it’s not good
zh: like at all
Jaehyun Fanart: 😞
Jaehyun Fanart: 😢
Jaehyun Fanart: 😿
zh: fuck
zh: sorry
zh: that was mean
Jaehyun Fanart: Yeah
zh: IM SORRY it’s not… that bad??
zh: but i have a lot of followers
Jaehyun Fanart: Yeah
Jaehyun Fanart: Promo
zh: see that’s not where i was going with this
zh: my point is
zh: they’ll probably want... quality if that makes sense
Jaehyun Fanart: That is quality
Jaehyun Fanart: Time is money and that took me 12 minutes
Jaehyun Fanart: /shrug
zh: ok yeah no definitely not where i was getting at with this
zh: anyways
zh: i am curious about one thing
Jaehyun Fanart: Yes?
zh: what made you decide to draw fanart instead of… doing literally anything else
Jaehyun Fanart: Well, this is my first time
zh: WE COULD TELL…
Jaehyun Fanart: ?
zh: sorry sorry continue
Jaehyun Fanart: I wanted to try out a new hobby
Jaehyun Fanart: New Years resolution
zh: why u making a new years resolution in the middle of april
Jaehyun Fanart: I don’t tell you how to live your life
zh: bro
zh: u literally are
zh: by telling me to retweet
Jaehyun Fanart: It’s a polite request
Jaehyun Fanart: Hoping for a polite answer
zh: okay.
zh: lets start over.
Jaehyun Fanart: I didnt think we’d gotten that far?
zh: do you want the retweet or not
Jaehyun Fanart: Yes :)
zh: ok then give me a second to explain
Jaehyun Fanart: Giving!
zh: thank you
zh: so my acc is an jaehyun update account
zh: i post about his schedules and offer some translations here and there
zh: thats my entire feed pretty much
zh: 50k people follow for that
zh: do you see what im getting at
Jaehyun Fanart: Nope
zh: ohmygflddgfhj
zh: what im saying is
zh: i retweet your art it will mess up my aesthetic
zh: get it
Jaehyun Fanart: I guess
Jaehyun Fanart: :(
zh: look
zh: im just saying this doesnt look like a birthday present to jaehyun
zh: if i was him and saw this id think it was a threat
Jaehyun Fanart: ?
Jaehyun Fanart: ?????
zh: well
zh: that wasnt meant to be mean
Jaehyun Fanart: R U sure
zh: YES
zh: im being honest here ok im trying to spare your feelings
zh: people will not be as nice as i am
Jaehyun Fanart: What will they say?
zh: well they’ll probably laugh and say theyre about to piss their pants or something
Jaehyun Fanart: Who would say that!!
zh: IDK
zh: but ill tell you what… if in the near future you become a really good artist or something
zh: ill go ahead and give you a retweet
zh: how does that sound
Jaehyun Fanart: Challenge accepted
zh: good good
zh: well it was nice chatting
Jaehyun Fanart: Whats your name?
zh: huh
Jaehyun Fanart: I’m Hanbin !!
zh: uhh
zh: that seems personal but whatevr
zh: my name is zhang hao
Jaehyun Fanart: Thank you Zhang Hao.
Jaehyun Fanart: Will not disappoint.
zh: i look forward to your next creations
Jaehyun Fanart: Looking forward to talking to you again!
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@updatehyunpriv: i think i gave that fanart guy false hope but it’s ok
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@yonghyun127: just like how you gave me false hope on my editing skills…
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@updatehyunpriv: see exactly you get me
4 MONTHS LATER -
Jaehyun Fanart: Hi, Zhang Hao!
Jaehyun Fanart: I’m back!
zh: oh hi hanbin
zh: haven’t heard from you in a while
Jaehyun Fanart: Ive just posted a new fanart
Jaehyun Fanart: I hope you can give it a look
Jaehyun Fanart: I think it’s better this time !!
zh: yeah I’ll go ahead and check it out
zh: why not
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Drawn for Pride Month
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zh: …
zh: i honestly dont think i can say this one is much better.
zh: also pride month was 2 months ago??
Jaehyun Fanart: He’s getting ready for next year
zh: oh is he now
Jaehyun Fanart: Yes
zh: well… at least his head look shaped this time
Jaehyun Fanart: Good! I’ve been studying faces and shapes
Jaehyun Fanart: I think I’m getting closer
zh: ok there’s progress i’ll say that
zh: but i cannot say any more than that
Jaehyun Fanart: That’s alright
Jaehyun Fanart: Your support means everything to me
zh: it does??
Jaehyun Fanart: Yes
zh: oh ok
zh: how sweet
zh: also i have to ask
zh: hanbin why do you have a myspace account for your jaehyun art
Jaehyun Fanart: I thought everyone did
zh: literally nobody in this world uses myspace
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh 😯
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@updatehyunpriv: now that i look at the new drawing more… ill be honest i think he’s getting better
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@yonghyun127: this the fanart guy? lemme see
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@updatehyunpriv: IMG_PNG
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@yonghyun127: ok you and i have a different definition of getting better
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@updatehyunpriv: STFU
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@updatehyunpriv: hes obviously trying rly hard ok
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@yonghyun127: is he :/
PRIVATE MESSAGES:
zh: upon further inspection, i dont think i can retweet this time
zh: im sorry to say
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh 🙁
Jaehyun Fanart: Ill keep trying Zhang hao
zh: yes! keep trying
zh: thanks for stopping by
Jaehyun Fanart: Anytime! :)
Jaehyun Fanart: ❤️
zh: <3
2 MONTHS LATER -
Jaehyun Fanart: You will be impressed with me.
zh: oh good lets see!
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@JaehyunArt12: Drawn for Christmas!
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zh: oh its not that bad
zh: i can see the progress!!
zh: there’s some qualities here that are redeemable
zh: also dont know why hes wishing me christmas in october but good for him
Jaehyun Fanart: He loves Christmas!
Jaehyun Fanart: Do you think it’s good enough for a retweet?
zh: hmm… not yet i dont think 🙁
Jaehyun Fanart: Aw ok.
zh: but it is looking better!! i can see your efforts
Jaehyun Fanart: Thanks!
zh: keep at it hanbin i believe in you
Jaehyun Fanart: So kind, Zhang Hao!!
Jaehyun Fanart: ❤️❤️❤️❤️
zh: :D
TIMELINE:
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@updatehyunpriv: ok they’re looking a lot better genuinely
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@updatehyunpriv: i have some real faith in him
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@yonghyun127: lets see the newest one
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@updatehyunpriv: IMG_png
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@yonghyun127: ur being gaslit ok thats hot garbage
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@updatehyunpriv: hey what?? why r u so mean
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@yonghyun127: WDYM dude ITS NOT GOOD
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@updatehyunpriv: it literally isnt even bad stfu
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@yonghyun127: ?? YES IT IS
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@updatehyunpriv: be quiet stop being blind
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@yonghyun127: oh youre so smitten
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@updatehyunpriv: what makes you say that ?
2 MONTHS LATER -
Jaehyun Fanart: I am working hard!!
Jaehyun Fanart: Posted some new art!!
zh: oh cool :)
zh: i’ve kinda missed you tbh good to see you’re still drawing
Jaehyun Fanart: I’ll always keep drawing, I love it!
zh: aww ;) so happy to hear
zh: i’ll check it out!
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@JaehyunArt12: NCTZEN day is coming up eventually, here’s Jaehyun to wish you a happy day!!
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zh: ok wow this isnt bad at all
zh: wtf hanbin you genuinely improved so much ??
zh: like this one actually kinda sorta looks like jaehyun this time!!!
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh yay!
zh: i genuinely think the next one will be good enough for me to retweet
zh: at your progression rate
Jaehyun Fanart: Wow, this is great news!
Jaehyun Fanart: I think I posted two, did you see the other one?
zh: oh i didn’t lemme check
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@JaehyunArt12: Jaehyun for Valentines day!
4736 retweets 12492 likes
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@loverjaeyong: ?? why did this guy just post a breathtaking selfie?
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@127ending: this is a valentines present for jaehyun holy
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@taylorslover: who is this
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@jaeyongreal: i think it’s op
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@taylorslover: well his drawings are hot ass but holy shit he’s kinda adorable
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@flowerhyun: JAEHYYUN UR PRESENT IS HERE
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@keehosbabe: is this a confession??? i’m so lost
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@roseserose: ZOO WEE MAMA!!
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@Jaehyunlover: I’m now a Jaehyunart12 fan sorry jaehyun
PRIVATE MESSAGES
zh: ohhh hanbin i think you posted the wrong photo
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh, did I?
zh: yes this one isnt a drawing its just a cute pouty man with a fluffy teddy bear
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh, whoops! My finger must have slipped
zh: who is that btw hes cute
Jaehyun Fanart: That’s me!
zh: ? what
Jaehyun Fanart: Me!
zh: you? thats you with the teddy bear? like a picture of yourself?
Jaehyun Fanart: Yes!
zh: oh
TIMELINE:
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@updatehyunpriv: oh so apparently he’s a beautiful man
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@updatehyunpriv: and i accidentally retweeted the picture of his face instead of the fanart erm
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@yonghyun127: TIMELINE? more like…. FINELINE 😉😉😉
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@updatehyunpriv: can you be quiet this is a real dilemma
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@yonghyun127: no it ain’t
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@updatehyunpriv: HIS SELFIE HAS OVER 12k LIKES!!
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@updatehyunpriv: HIS RECENT DRAWING HAS 3 AND ITS THE PORN BOTs
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@yonghyun127: that’s hilarious
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@updatehyunpriv: people still don’t want his drawings they only want him
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@updatehyunpriv: but he’s been getting so good :((
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@updatehyunpriv: and he’s so hot that’s all people care about
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@updatehyunpriv: how shallow
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@yonghyun127: YOURE THE ONE WHO ONLY RETWEETED HIM WHEN HE POSTED HIS FACE
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@updatehyunpriv: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OK?
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@yonghyun127: sure 😞
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@updatehyunpriv: ugh. i’ll apologize
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@updatehyunpriv: … he’s still mine tho
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@yonghyun127: SEE!
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@updatehyunpriv: i have been supporting him from THE BEGINNING!
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@yonghyun127: u called his hard work terrible…
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@updatehyunpriv: THAT WAS YOU MF
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@loserhyun: the rest of us saw that
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@updatehyunpriv: what??
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@tyong27: yeah i’m a witness
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@updatehyunpriv: cant you guys support me
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@loserhyun: absolutely not
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@tyong27: nope
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@yonghyun127: it isn’t likely
PRIVATE MESSAGE
zh: IM SORRY HANBIN i accidentally retweeted the one with your face :(((
zh: and everyone is in love with you
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh, that’s alright
Jaehyun Fanart: Everyone is being so nice to me
zh: that’s true, maybe jaehyun will dm you now !
zh: for your drawings i mean yeah totally
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh, i just like drawing him. I’m just a fan
Jaehyun Fanart: What’s important to me is friendships like ours, Zhang hao!
Jaehyun Fanart: I value interpersonal relationships so much more than parasocial
Jaehyun Fanart: I don’t think Jaehyun would have been as supportive as you are, Zhang Hao
zh: oh our friendship…
zh: oh :)
zh: that’s cute
Jaehyun Fanart: Thank you for your support, Zhang Hao. It has convinced me to become better at drawing! I owe it to you!
Jaehyun Fanart: I hope we can keep talking for forever
zh: for forever? 😢 you mean it
Jaehyun Fanart: Of course!
zh: omg
zh: yes
zh: id love that ❤️
TIMELINE:
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@updatehyunpriv: i’m literally a pile of mush on the floor
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@yonghyun127:what’s happening now
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@updatehyunpriv: hanbin is being all sweet in our dms and it’s taking a toll on my heart i can’t do this dhdhdhdjdjdjdhd he’s so cute he’s so cute and sweet holy fuck
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@yonghyun127: ur obsessed
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@updatehyunpriv: dude this is an angel sent from heaven you can’t blame me
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@updatehyunpriv: i cant believe this all started cause he sent me that misshapen jaehyun
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@updatehyunpriv: now all i can think about is him perched over his tablet drawing thinking about my words of encouragement i’m gonna die that’s so cute i wanna kiss him so bad
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@yonghyun127: what…
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@updatehyunpriv: HMM who said that erm 😁😁
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@yonghyun127: YOU mf
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@updatehyunpriv: it’s ok he’ll never know
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@JaehyunArt12: Oh, hi Zhang Hao! It’s me, Hanbin! I found your other account :)
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@yonghyun127: LMAO??
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@updatehyunpriv: WHATT WHAT HOW
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@updatehyunpriv: THIS ACC IS PRIVATE HOW
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@JaehyunArt12: Must be a twitter glitch!
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@updatehyunpriv: ?????
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@updatehyunpriv: OMFG don’t scroll DONT SCROLL
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@JaehyunArt12: So nice, Zhang Hao! I think you’re cute too!!
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@updatehyunpriv: FUCKKKK