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Ask My Accountant by kingburu
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Dec 2024
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“Hawks,” Endeavor says slowly. “You’ve done your taxes, haven’t you?”
Hawks stares.
“Hawks,” Endeavor says even louder. “You’ve done your taxes, right?”
“Don’t I pay it every time I buy food?”
“That’s sale tax. And no, depending on where you buy food,” All Might says. He turns blue. “Hawks—surely you’ve done your taxes. The Commission won’t let you practice if you’re not in compliance.”
Hawks makes another face. “Where does one…file taxes?”
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In a world where humans have superpowers and ex-criminals can become accountants, Hawks has no idea why he's still required to file his taxes. He works for the government!
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“You get your taxes done?” Mera asks.
“Getting. According to my new accountant, it’s going to take as long as it’s going to take.”
“Can’t say I’m not impressed you got someone so fast.”
“Well, I can’t imagine there’s a lot of clientele in the red light district for Dabi.”
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taxes bring people together!! the only post-war dabihawks i consider valid. TAXESSSSSS
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i'd be horrified over reading a whole fic about filing taxes but i've yet to experience the horrors of a fulltime job and filing taxes along with it.
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I giggled most of the way through this. There’s so many good one-liners, and the constant dunking on Endeavor is truly heart-warming.
Endeavor stares at him. “You think I’d be upset if it was only 2% of my total income?”
“I think you’re upset that it’s any part of your income at all.”
Discussions with Endeavor are always great. Hawks always wins.