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that forsaken update pmo bc NO TAPH MILESYONES AND BARELU ANY TAOH SKINS WTFFDDDDD 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
im kidding.
I love that skin that gives taph a red hat. i have no idea what it is but i love it and idgaf
scaredy cats
2:38 am
Elliot:
i can’t sleep :(
Chance:
Okg twin… ❤️
Neither can i
Elliot:
i’m supposed to be awake in two hours
i need to die alr.
Chance:
IM SUPPOSED TO IN 3
how cooked are we
🤣🔫
Elliot:
we js might be cooked.
I NEED TO DIE.
I don’t wanna go to work tmr so imma hide my moms car keys ❤️
Chance:
calliou type shit
u can’t drive???
Elliot:
ya it’s actually rlly embarrassing.
My dad was tryna teach me once upon a time
the first time he made me cry bc he kept yelling at me
and then i told my mom and he got mad at ME for telling her
Chance:
it’s ok queen u can do it❤️
run over animals ❤️
Elliot:
ok but the real reason i don’t drive at my grown age is bc once i was driving on the road
practicing
and a snow plow hit me and i almost dief
I think im traumatized
Chance:
UHMMM RANDOM LORE DROP??
HELLLOOO?
RED ALARM???
Elliot:
sometimes i feel like i live in a cartoon
Chance:
uhggghnmmm
If it makes u feel better
I used to eat legos ☺️
kije the big long bricks
I swallowed them whole
Elliot:
what.
Chance:
WHEHH
Don’t pretend u didn’t eat weird shit when u were a kid too
Elliot:
oh yaaa
I ate two little magnets once and we had to go to the er
Chance:
alr bro save some mc events for the rest of us 💔💔😓
ok i’m locking in
trust me i’ll be asleep at 2:50
Elliot:
OH
YES LOCK IN
I will too 😼
wait i need to pee
Chance:
Why is this so real
Elliot:
soilmayes :P
Chance:
Cant belive ur my soilmayes 💔💔💔💔💔
Elliot:
dude my skin picking problem is so bad
idk how i got it
but the skin on my hands is all bad
and my lips
Chance:
stop 🛑
Elliot:
*£¥
HOLY HZIR
NOT
WAY
YOU JUST DIXED IT
Chance:
heh…
Anytime cutie 😎
Elliot:
die
It’s 12:50
2:50
Chance:
LOCK IN IDIOT
Elliot:
MEEE????
Y am i even trying
Chance:
Im giving you
untile 3
Elliot:
deadline to be sleeping 💔??
Chance:
Sleep little baby don’t say a word…..
Elliot:
Im appalled.
Chance:
goodnight sleepo!!
Elliot:
omg i’m so hot
whys it so hot.
Taph:
hi
Chance:
hello taph….
Taph:
burning bud in stock
Chance:
OMG
BRB
Elliot:
gag addiction in its final stages 😐
Taph:
im laughing so hard rn
i lied.
Chance:
IM KILLING YOU.
HOLY SHIT
TAPH
Elliot:
IM GIGGLING
Taph:
He fell for it 😭
Chance:
I ACTUALLY JOINED THE GAME
WHY ARE TOU AO EVIL
Elliot:
U HOPPED ON SO FAST
Chance:
I SAW NOT IN STOCK AND I WAS LIKE
🤣🔫🔫
Taph:
Im never gonna forget tgis
Chance:
STOP JT EIGHT NOW
Elliot:
Im goin 2 tell mia 😭
ok for real i’m going to bed
Gn
Chance:
OKAYYY GOODNIGHT I LOVE U
Elliot:
ILYT
Chance:
🥰
Taph:
I hope burning bud is in stock and u doesn’t get it
Chance:
wow….
wheres this hating coming from
Shedletsky:
it was alw there
frrakin g*ys blowing up my phone when i need my beauty sleep
🤬💔
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