A Guide For New Impel Down Prisoners

While chatting at the Discord server for the One Piece locations zine (Twitter, Tumblr, Bluesky) I joked about making a guide for new prisoners of Impel Down.
The joke grew, I made the guide, and I figured I might as well share it.

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Chapter 1: Introduction

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Chapter 2: The different levels of Impel Down

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Chapter 3: People to remember

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Chapter 4: The perks of being a prisoner!!!1!

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Chapter 5: And one last thing

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I hope you laughed a bit!

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Haikyuucia on Chapter 1 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:30AM UTC

It sounds to me like there is a gay bar on level 5 tho

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 1 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:41AM UTC
  
  Of course there isn't one. Are you implying that a government facility would lie?
  
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WindyEngel on Chapter 1 Mon 24 Mar 2025 02:37AM UTC

Oh my god
I am crying laughing
i am going to die
this is amazing

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 1 Mon 24 Mar 2025 03:53PM UTC
  
  Please don't die, I'm too young for jail
  
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2. 1. lyricthesnake on Chapter 1 Thu 24 Jul 2025 04:32PM UTC
    
    Are you sure? I hear it’s got a great gay bar on level 5
    
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  2. 1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 1 Thu 24 Jul 2025 06:24PM UTC
      
      No no, there is no gay bar on level 5
      
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mella_mellorine on Chapter 1 Mon 24 Mar 2025 05:10AM UTC

I'm fucking cackling what in the hell is this 🤣🤣🤣

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 1 Tue 25 Mar 2025 12:35AM UTC
  
  Important information that all new prisoners must know! Imagine how terrrible it'd be if they went looking for the nonexistent gay bar!
  (I'm glad you're laughing! I laughed to myself most of the time I spent making this)
  
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Athkanna on Chapter 1 Sun 06 Apr 2025 02:05PM UTC

Not the comic sans font xd
Also top tier meme quality

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 01:03AM UTC
  
  Comic sans era la única fuente adecuada uwu
  
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Haikyuucia on Chapter 2 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:33AM UTC

If we pour level 4 into level 5, do we get just perfect temperature hell?

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 2 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:42AM UTC
  
  You're asking the important questions
  
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2. mella_mellorine on Chapter 2 Mon 24 Mar 2025 05:12AM UTC
  
  Perfect temperature hell hahahahah
  
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fckbtchs on Chapter 2 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:36AM UTC

Are you sure there isn’t a gay bar on level 5?

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 2 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:43AM UTC
  
  Positive
  
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WindyEngel on Chapter 2 Mon 24 Mar 2025 02:46AM UTC

I cant
pls stop
i am crying

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 2 Mon 24 Mar 2025 03:54PM UTC
  
  This is my achievement
  
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WindyEngel on Chapter 2 Mon 24 Mar 2025 02:48AM UTC

Is there a gay bar? in level 5? I THINK NOT!

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 2 Mon 24 Mar 2025 03:55PM UTC
  
  Of course not! It's rude to even suspect otherwise!
  
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mella_mellorine on Chapter 2 Mon 24 Mar 2025 05:12AM UTC

Damn I really thought there'd be a gay bar on level 5 maybe it's in between levels 5 and 6 or smth

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 2 Tue 25 Mar 2025 12:39AM UTC
  
  Are you daring to imply this government facility might be hiding information from the public? le gasp!
  
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Starsea on Chapter 2 Wed 26 Mar 2025 05:34AM UTC

Not stiles at the gay bar 🤣🤣 también me morí con buggy y los lobos JAJAJA

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 2 Wed 26 Mar 2025 10:29AM UTC
  
  Stiles en el bar gay era inevitable xD
  
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Haikyuucia on Chapter 3 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:35AM UTC

I wanna love the vice warden, but I better not touch.
Also, got attached to a prison den den mushi once, it still hurts.
Ps: something tells me there might not be a gay bar on level 5 after all 😔

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 3 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:43AM UTC
  
  I wanna love the vice warden, but I better not touch. - Girl, I love you (no romo)
  My condolences about the den den mushi
  I know it's hard to accept the gay bar situation 😔
  
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WindyEngel on Chapter 3 Mon 24 Mar 2025 02:49AM UTC

The warden becoming the vice warden and the vice warden turning into the warden is indeed the top 10 anime betrayals.
I got attached to a den den mushi and it got taken away from me :C

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 3 Mon 24 Mar 2025 06:27PM UTC
  
  Everybody makes the mistake of getting attached. It's why the warning exists 😔
  
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mella_mellorine on Chapter 3 Mon 24 Mar 2025 05:14AM UTC

Not the suicidal den den mushi dhajdhjahds

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 3 Tue 25 Mar 2025 12:40AM UTC
  
  They've seen true horror and there's no snerapy (snail therapy)
  
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Starsea on Chapter 3 Wed 26 Mar 2025 05:36AM UTC

They change the den den mushis?? Am I I'm actually learning about impel down rn?

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 3 Wed 26 Mar 2025 10:30AM UTC
  
  No creo que sea canon, pero la idea le aportaba al absurdo de esta presentación
  Gracias por leer esto!!
  
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2. 1. Starsea on Chapter 3 Thu 27 Mar 2025 04:44AM UTC
    
    Jajajjaja eso lo hace mejor, mushis con depresión ahora es canon para mí
    
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Haikyuucia on Chapter 4 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:37AM UTC

All you had to say was that Buggy was there and I would’ve followed the law to never set foot on that place.
Except if there was a gay bar on level 5.

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 4 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:44AM UTC
  
  To be fair, Buggy isn't there now. Impel Down is the only ceritifed Buggy-less place in the world right now!
  
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2. 1. Haikyuucia on Chapter 4 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:47AM UTC
    
    Then all that’s left for me to do is go on a quest to find a gay bar on level 5
    
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WindyEngel on Chapter 4 Mon 24 Mar 2025 02:51AM UTC

we might accept torture but we draw the line at taking someone's hook

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 4 Mon 24 Mar 2025 08:28PM UTC
  
  We're not monsters!
  
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mella_mellorine on Chapter 4 Mon 24 Mar 2025 05:15AM UTC

BUGGY MIKU LMAOOOOOO PLS

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 4 Tue 25 Mar 2025 12:41AM UTC
  
  Fun fact: I was originally going to draw over her so she'd look like Buggy? Then I realized this was way more funny
  
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Athkanna on Chapter 4 Sun 06 Apr 2025 02:10PM UTC

LA BUGGY MIKU AJAJAJAJ

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 4 Mon 07 Apr 2025 01:04AM UTC
  
  TENÍA QUE HACERLO
  
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Haikyuucia on Chapter 5 Mon 24 Mar 2025 01:40AM UTC

I’ll have to hold your word about the gay bar at level 5

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 5 Mon 24 Mar 2025 02:00AM UTC
  
  Thank you for trusting this government facility!
  
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AbigaleGreen on Chapter 5 Mon 24 Mar 2025 02:05AM UTC

I did laugh! Thank you!

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1. Veto_power_over_clocks on Chapter 5 Mon 24 Mar 2025 03:13AM UTC
  
  I'm glad 💛
  Thanks for reading!
  
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A Guide For New Impel Down Prisoners

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Summary:

Notes:

Chapter 1: Introduction

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Chapter 2: The different levels of Impel Down

Chapter Text

Chapter 3: People to remember

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Chapter 4: The perks of being a prisoner!!!1!

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Chapter 5: And one last thing

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Notes:

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