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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Six months after the fall of the Netherbrain, Withers plans to send out an invitation to the heroes of Faerun, bringing them all back together for a lovely little reunion party.

    Five months after the fall of the Netherbrain, someone else beats him to it.

    (In which I take the six main BG3 companions, dump them into a Curse of Strahd campaign, close the lid, and shake vigorously.)

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    22 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    It starts, as so many things involving them do, with a taunt, a challenge, and an inescapable, stubborn, childish need to win.
    “You wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit you, shit-cook.”
    Sanji laughs at that ludicrous statement. “A good kiss wouldn't bite, moron. You're delusional if you think you know more about good kissing than me. Know more about anything, really, I mean, come on.”
    Sanji's about to turn away and melt into the crowd, forgetting this interaction entirely, when the shitty swordsman says something he simply cannot ignore.
    “Bet?”

    Sanji and Zoro hook up once, but it's just to prove a point. The second time is to even the score. The third time, well...and the fourth...and fifth...and maybe Sanji has a problem.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    The very first time Sanji gets well and truly drunk while travelling with the crew is years into their journey, and somehow, it's Zoro's job to herd him home. He might be in love, and he also might have to kill him. And then feed him and rub his back.

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    Sanji stared at him for a second, recalibrating. He moved further away, staggering with his typical serious look. Squaring up.

    Before Zoro could realize what was happening, the cook turned on a dime, and started tearing ass away from him in a dead sprint, still dangerously tilted to one side and threatening to plow face-first into the sand again.

    "Why?!" he demanded of the empty-ass air where the cook had been, taking off after him with a curse.

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    07 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Sanji feeds Zoro in more ways than one.

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    23 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Eleven times the crew (and a few others) showed their love and appreciation for Zoro. Follow up to Blunt Force Comfort.

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    22 Dec 2025